Monday, March 21, 2011

The DARK SIDE OF FREE AGENCY

Free Agency is always about the Money! But this season owners were stingy .Quite a few Free Agents took  hefty paycuts.Some teams may have hit the jackpot.


Timo Mahoney
Madison
Muskellunges
Age: 31B/T: S/L
Born: Hoopa, CA
Position(s): P (SP1)
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The Moose is Loose in Madison. Timo wanted to return to Syracuse but madison broke out a big check . When asked if it was about the Money Timo replied." Money, get away.Get a good job with good pay and you're okay!!" This Pike took a 5 year 50 million dollar contract to Madison. Thats alot of Clams!


Dallas Carlyle
Madison
Muskellunges
Age: 30B/T: R/R
Born: Marysville, WA
Position(s): 2B/CIF/OF/DH
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Madison is a spending like Congress. But unlike Congress, this is daddios cash. Dallas singed a 5 year 39 million contract.Dallas released this statement through his attorney. "Money, get back.I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack" Its gonna take alot of fried Muskellunges to pay the tab for these 2 players.



Tarrik Francis
Vancouver
Totems
Age: 35B/T: S/R
Born: Aurora, CO
Position(s): P (SP1)
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I spent 32.4 million on a wrigleyville legend on the way out . He did take a pay cut from previous contracts. Tarrick insisted "Money, it's a hit.Don't give me that do goody good bullshit". Thats what Clemens said!


Tony Duncan
Memphis
Blues
Age: 33B/T: L/L
Born: Cairns, AU
Position(s): 3B/1B/COF/DH
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Tony "the Doughnut" Duncan came in to the league with a MVP Trophy in his future. But things just haven't worked out for the Doughnut. Tony packed up his Jelly Belly and accepted a pay cut to join the Blues. When reached at his estate .Tony said."Money, it's a crime.Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie ."



Ramon Lo
Syracuse
Moose
Age: 33B/T: R/R
Born: Manila, PH
Position(s): P (P)
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Five years ago Ramon Lo signed a 90 million dollar contract . He took the money not caring if he won or lost.He already had 2 rings and 3 Cy-Youngs. Now as he finishes his career its about winning . So he was signed by the Powerhouse Moose for a piddly 2 years 9.4 million. When asked how he will adjust to the pay cut.Lo had this to say. "Money its a Gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash." Hmm .. Dark side of the Moose indeed!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The CHARLESTON TABAKY FARMERS are WRIGLEYVILLE WORLD CHAMPS(no Kidding)

Charleston
Charleston Tobacco Farmers (AL)
nwsheehy007
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"It's Gotta be the TABAKY..........It's Gotta be the TABAKY." Can you hear the chant? Because Nwsheehy007 and his Charleston team won the World Series (Really ....I'm not kidding:). They came from nowhere as a #6 seed and cruised through the playoffs with a record of 14-3. Before this season the Tabaky Farmers never even made the playoffs. Heck they only had two .500 seasons. So The World was shocked when they swept the Tough Syracuse Moose in the Series. They even suprised this reporter .I picked them to win the division ......kinda . Here was my preview: PREVIEW: The Tabaky Farmers are Close to breaking the .500 mark. Nwsheehy wants a winner ,needs a winner. Last year it was the lack of Runs scored that doomed him. Nwsheehy sent the smoking carcasses of Cambridge ,Beltran ,Benitez and Morales to free agency.Then he released Saunders ,Park and Slusarski. Once the Smoke cleared, the Tabaky farmers signed Hunter and Goldman. Nwsheehy then brought up Almanza ,Coleman ,George and Sisquernos from the Root Cellar.Finally he picked up Barclay and Hartgraves in the R-5 draft. Maybe its the free sample I'm smokin. But I think this team may fight for the division title. If they do win it, you will hear the cry of "It's got to be the Tabaky" across the league. Prediction:90-72.

I need to get me some of that TABAKY before the Commish outlaws it. "It's Gotta be the TABAKY........Right"

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Week In WRIGLEYVILLE S-13 #8

TRADES
No trades!!

M L INJURIES

Derrin Price
This Trenton Pitcher had a little shoulder tendinitis

Karl Speier
two stays on the DL and a 3-10 record!! This guy can't wait for the season to end.

Tony Matos
Let the injun massacre begin!! This brave will miss 6+ months . He will return next year to finish out his contract

Sandy Hiatt
This Injun just has some shoulder tendinitis. not a big deal

Albert Coleridge
Finally the massacre in Indy is complete with this knuckleballer's injury. He will miss a month. that sound you here is Ardthomps monitor flying thru the window!!!


INTERNATIONALS


Jimmie Miranda
Fargo
Prairie Dogs
Age: 21B/T: R/R
Born: Maracaibo, VE
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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a nice defensive minor dog!


Fernando Castillo
Burlington
Coat Factory
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Fantino, DO
Position(s): CF
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Killer range with speed. not much else here


Cristobal Beltran
Burlington
Coat Factory
Age: 20B/T: R/R
Born: Potrerillos, CU
Position(s): P (none)
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if he just had a pitch in the 80'S!!..............


Donald Suzuki
Cincinnati
Howlers
Age: 22B/T: R/R
Born: Kyoto, JP
Position(s): C/1B/DH
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Needed a S/T invite for this good defensive Catcher.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The Week in WRIGLEYVILLE S-13 #7

TRADES
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Walter Kerr to FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Dean Hayes , Destin Baldelli and Mike Melfi
Austin begins his fire sale by trading away their new CF'er and his giant contract to Fargo. Fargo gives up a couple pitching prospects and a AAA Catcher

The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Louis Rekar to the SALEM MIRACLE for Luis Quintanilla and Kirk Tomko
Austin then trades away a young #4 or #5 starting pitcher. Salem gives up a Good defensive SS, who can't hit. And a newly aquired Closer

The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded David Vazquez to the INDIANAPOLIS INJUNS for Eswalin Benitez
Finally Austin traded away an Old DH and his contract for a Young DH who will never be a big time hitter.Just a salary cap move here!!

M L INJURIES

Clyde Ratliff
This Tampa Set-up guy only missed 2 weeks with a sore elbow

Mickey Harville
A Rotator Cuff Parked this Trenton player for 2 weeks.

Aramis Flores
Just a sore shoulder for this Justice mop-up guy

Vic Meadows
This Fargo pitcher was aquired in a trade then signed a big contract extension. Now hes gonna miss 6 months with a labrum tear.Egads !! Could Meadows be put out to Pasture??

Neil Averill
This Wind player will miss another Week

Miguel Ayala
A stiff groin will sideline this boston pitcher for 2 weeks

Geronimo Bournigal
The Howler fans Moaned when this guy sprained his shoulder. Say it aint so Geronimo!!


INTERNATIONALS


Matty Guerrero
San Diego
Salmonbellies
Age: 19B/T: L/L
Born: Hato Mayor, DO
Position(s): P (SuA)
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1.9 million for this "Brief Relief Pitcher"


Gorkys Lopez
Seattle
Supersonics
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Fundacion, DO
Position(s): RF/LF
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4.5 million for this Super Seattle Signing!


Geovany Wilfredo
Tacoma
Toyotas
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: San Luis Rio Colorado, MX
Position(s): P (ClA)
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2 million and S/T invite for this nice relief prospect


Jesus Rodriguez
Atlanta
Peachfuzz
Age: 18B/T: S/R
Born: Barahona, DO
Position(s): P (none)
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Another Farm hand


Louie Iglesias
Cincinnati
Howlers
Age: 18B/T: S/R
Born: Santiago, DO
Position(s): SS/3B/2B/CF
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1.7 million and a S/T invite for this defensive gem


Pablo Vega
Cincinnati
Howlers
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Santo Domingo, DO
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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Could make it to AAA


Benito Mercado
Houston
Colt 45's
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Guacara, VE
Position(s): P (LRB)
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 Innings eater


Odalis Suarez
Hartford
Crushers
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Edo Lara, DO
Position(s): P (ClA)
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6.9 million for this good pitching prospect


Victor Guerrero
Chicago
Aztecs
Age: 19B/T: R/R
Born: Bluefields, NI
Position(s): P (none)
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2.1 million for this sickly pitching prospect


Fernando Santiago
Burlington
Coat Factory
Age: 18B/T: L/R
Born: Curiepe, VE
Position(s): SS
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3.4 million for this defensive gem with great eyesight!


Diego Acosta
Salem
Miracle
Age: 19B/T: R/R
Born: Pueblo Nuevo, DO
Position(s): SS
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6.8 million for this 3rd baseman with health issues


J.P. Villafuerte
Cincinnati
Howlers
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: El Seibo, DO
Position(s): 1B/LF/DH
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S/T invite for this minor leaguer


Yorman Javier
Fargo
Prairie Dogs
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Villa Gonzalez, DO
Position(s): P (SuA)
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1.4 million for this prospect with great pitches . But borderline control. DUCK!!!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Week In WRIGLEYVILLE S-13 #6

TRADES
The TUSCON ECTOPLASMS traded Rafael Valdez to the BOSTON KNIGHTS for Taylor Riggs


The TAMPA BAY STARS traded Brent Reuschel to the FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Ruben Rosario and Russell Byrne


The FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS traded Glenn Hull to the PORTLAND PANDEMONIUM for Desi Bonilla and Frank Takada


The SALEM MIRACLE traded Ricky Mann to the PORTLAND PANDEMONIUM for Matt Kreuter , Donn Payton and Kirk Tomko


The PORTLAND PANDEMONIUM traded Pablo Mairena to the SAN DIEGO SALMONBELLIES for Brett Stein


M L INJURIES
Raul Castillo


David Furcal


Junior Maeda


Gill Laffey


Felix Guerrero


Fred Scanlan


Norberto Ramirez

INTERNATIONALS


John Suzuki
Hartford
Crushers
Age: 19B/T: R/R
Born: Naha, JP
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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Shin-Soo Wan
Atlanta
Peachfuzz
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Fukuoka, JP
Position(s): RF
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Willie Park
Houston
Colt 45's
Age: 19B/T: R/R
Born: Hato Mayor, DO
Position(s): P (LRB)
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Michel Diaz
Atlanta
Peachfuzz
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Elias Pina, DO
Position(s): 2B
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Magglio Ugueto
Atlanta
Peachfuzz
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Loma de Cabrera, DO
Position(s): P (LRA)
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Felipe Gomez
Atlanta
Peachfuzz
Age: 20B/T: R/R
Born: Villa Altagracia, DO
Position(s): P (LRB)
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Andres Guerrero
Atlanta
Peachfuzz
Age: 20B/T: S/L
Born: Pueblo Viejo, DO
Position(s): P (SP4)
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Albie Bonifacio
Fargo
Prairie Dogs
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Santa Lucia, VE
Position(s): LF
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Davey Solano
Fargo
Prairie Dogs
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Mao Valverde, DO
Position(s): C
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Albert Baez
Portland
Pandemonium
Age: 19B/T: L/R
Born: Edo Lara, DO
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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