Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Week In WRIGLEYVILLE S-13 #3


The SAN FRANCISCO KICKAPOOS traded Kirk Tomko , Victor Medrano and Benito Ozuna to the PORTLAND PANDEMONIUM for Don Nelson
Blockbuster Week!!  The Kickapoos picked up former Cy Young winner Nelson and his 9 mil salary. The Pandemonium are happy to announce the aquisition of Pitchers Tomko and Medrano. Portland also picks up SS Ozuna and his 9 mil salary

The SAN JUAN SANTURCE CRABBERS traded R.J. Roque , Russell Baez and Glen Hughes to the TACOMA TOYOTAS for Juan Parra
San Juan gets one of Wrigleyvilles biggest sluggers in Parra. Tacoma gets 2 nice prospects and a Slugger to replace Parra.


Charles Yamamoto
Yet another Supersonic crashes on the DL. This Former All-Star will miss 5 months. The D L Hanger is filling up in Seattle

Bill Wynn
This Trucstop had a Blow Out after 7 innngs in the Bigs .Once he was towed out of the Ditch the Truckstops were informed he will be out a Year!!! Thats right ...A   YEAR!! This Truck needs to RE-TIRE

Edgar Ordonez
The Carnage continues in Wrigleyville. This time its Tampa Bays turn. They lost 5 time Cy-Young winner Ordonez for 5 months. Thats what 9,500,000 a year and a 5,000,000 signing bonus buys ya!

Frank Coleman
This Salem LF'er will be back in a week due to a miraculous recovery!

J.B. Battle
Tampa Bays pitchers are falling outa the Sky. This long relief stud will miss a month with the Misterious Shoulder Impingment.

Trever Goodwin
This Howler will be back in 2 weeks after pulling a Hammy!

Len Carver
Portland picked up a Dud from Fargo. Len "Meat" Carver is on the DL again !! This time its a week with a bruised Knee.

Herm Harris
This GG All-Star injun will miss 3 months with Shoulder Surgery. The Indianapolis Coaching staff has banned all Tomahawk throwng, for the rest of the season!


Eduardo Villa
Coat Factory
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Villa Vazquez, DO
Position(s): P (SP1)
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It took 21 Big Ones to sign this future Ace!

Esteban Guzman
San Diego
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Valverde, DO
Position(s): C/DH
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3.5 million and a Big League contract for this nice catching prospect. Could be the steal of the IFA's!!

Alex Moreno
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Villa Vazquez, DO
Position(s): P (SuA)
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1.4 million for this future D L Darling!!

Peter Okajima
Age: 19B/T: L/L
Born: Kabul, AF
Position(s): 1B/DH
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I spent 13.1 million for this Taliban Slugger. Trade bait for a A L Team??

Juan Gonzalez
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Don Gregorio, DO
Position(s): C
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I sure hope Memphis has Obama Care!!

Kevin Dong
San Juan
Santurce Crabbers
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Kobe, JP
Position(s): P (SuA)
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Ralph just likes his Name. You can never have enough Dongs,Wangs,Peters and Johnsons . Right??

Tony Cho
Age: 20B/T: R/R
Born: Sendai City, JP
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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Just needed some defensive help for my rookie team

Alcides Miro
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: La Romana, DO
Position(s): RF/IF/OF/DH
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Hey this Cat is from ARomanos home town!!

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