The SAN FRANCISCO KICKAPOOS traded Kirk Tomko , Victor Medrano and Benito Ozuna to the PORTLAND PANDEMONIUM for Don Nelson
Blockbuster Week!! The Kickapoos picked up former Cy Young winner Nelson and his 9 mil salary. The Pandemonium are happy to announce the aquisition of Pitchers Tomko and Medrano. Portland also picks up SS Ozuna and his 9 mil salary
The SAN JUAN SANTURCE CRABBERS traded R.J. Roque , Russell Baez and Glen Hughes to the TACOMA TOYOTAS for Juan Parra
San Juan gets one of Wrigleyvilles biggest sluggers in Parra. Tacoma gets 2 nice prospects and a Slugger to replace Parra.
M L INJURIES
Yet another Supersonic crashes on the DL. This Former All-Star will miss 5 months. The D L Hanger is filling up in Seattle
This Trucstop had a Blow Out after 7 innngs in the Bigs .Once he was towed out of the Ditch the Truckstops were informed he will be out a Year!!! Thats right ...A YEAR!! This Truck needs to RE-TIRE
The Carnage continues in Wrigleyville. This time its Tampa Bays turn. They lost 5 time Cy-Young winner Ordonez for 5 months. Thats what 9,500,000 a year and a 5,000,000 signing bonus buys ya!
This Salem LF'er will be back in a week due to a miraculous recovery!
Tampa Bays pitchers are falling outa the Sky. This long relief stud will miss a month with the Misterious Shoulder Impingment.
This Howler will be back in 2 weeks after pulling a Hammy!
Portland picked up a Dud from Fargo. Len "Meat" Carver is on the DL again !! This time its a week with a bruised Knee.
This GG All-Star injun will miss 3 months with Shoulder Surgery. The Indianapolis Coaching staff has banned all Tomahawk throwng, for the rest of the season!
It took 21 Big Ones to sign this future Ace!
3.5 million and a Big League contract for this nice catching prospect. Could be the steal of the IFA's!!
1.4 million for this future D L Darling!!
I spent 13.1 million for this Taliban Slugger. Trade bait for a A L Team??
I sure hope Memphis has Obama Care!!
Ralph just likes his Name. You can never have enough Dongs,Wangs,Peters and Johnsons . Right??
Just needed some defensive help for my rookie team
Hey this Cat is from ARomanos home town!!