The DURHAM BULLSHIPPERS traded Eddie Locke to the WASHINGTON D C WINGDINGS for Goose Marte
The Bullshippers asked for a decent M L catcher on the world chat. He got one from the Wingdings. Washington D C Got a bullpen guy on the last year of his contract.
M L INJURIES
Louis "Eggshell" White will miss 60 days with a torn Groin Muscle. I almost had my groin muscle torn of by a Juraez Prostitute. I feel your pain!!
He's back! Joe "mamma" Valdes is back on the DL. This time he missed 2 weeks with a sore hip. This will not be the last time we see this DL Darling on the DL.
I'm shocked that Mickey "the monkey" Harville hasn't been on the DL since season 16. Thats good considering his sub-40 health rating. Mickey is already back flinging poo in Colorado Springs.
Jacob "Ladder" Clayton has landed on the DL for 2 weeks with a forearm problem. Pbsilver has all the Luck!!
Benito "Fineto" Franco spent 11 of his career in the Minors. The Kickapoos signed him to a 1 year million dollar contract and now he may miss the rest of the season. Look for him to retire next year.
Alexi "Fangoso" Rios Is back on the DL. Last year this young CF'er took a big hit with a major injury. I was hoping he could comeback...But it's another setback with a pulled hammy. He will try again in 2 weeks. Here's mud in your face.
Dogs need some Minor League catching.
A Innings Eater.
Nice pickup for 740k.
1.5 million for this decent catching prospect.