The ATLANTA PEACHFUZZ traded Rob Gentry and Juan Gonzalez to the AUSTIN CITY LIMITS for Jose Bonilla
Austin is dumping one of his underpreforming pitchers for 2 AAA/ML Bullpen guys.
The MADISON MUSKLELLUNGES traded Mule Bates and Tony Rosado to the MINNESOTA MISFITS for Dewey Sabel , Aurelio Rosa and Fonzie Bittle
Looks like the Muskies are clearing Room and Salary. The Misfits get a good starting pitcher and a nice hitter with speed. The Muskies get a young hitter and pitcher with room to grow. They also pick up a M L utility player.
The SYRACUSE MOOSE traded Benji Nunez to the MEMPHIS BLUES for Tony Duncan
Tony "Donut" Duncan gets shipped off to a contender . Maybe he will get his ring? Memphis gets nothing but some salary cap room. GL Donut!!
The BOISE BROWN SOX traded Phillip Maloney to the SCOTTSDALE SHOCK SQUAD for Adam Hamilton and Don Oliver
Bosie ran out of patience with Phillip "Baloney" Maloney. They shipped him and his 6.8 million contract to Scottsdale . The Brown sox picked up a pitching prospect and a 2nd baseman and his 3.2 million contract. Boise you just saved 3.6 million!!!
M L INJURIES
This Future Silver Slugging Shortstop will miss several weeks with a ACL Strain. The Tabaky Farmers may take a little slide without him.
Dixie "Hooba" Stankiewicz is already back to work for the Cobras after a Oblique strain.They sure dont make baseball shorts like they used to.
The Bleacher Bums will be without their starting SS for a couple of weeks. A sore shoulder was the reason given.
The Salmonbellies Rookie callup had a appendectomy. 2 weeks for the this Bellyache.
Say it aint so Joe!! One of the Stars starting pitchers will miss the rest of the season with a labrum tear. The Stars still have him under contract for 2 more years.
The Sim is picking on the Cobras. Now their rookie ace will miss a month with shoulder tendinitis.
A nice defensive prospect. Maybe a DITR bump gets him to the bigs??
4.5 million for a nice catching prospect.
1.3 million and a S/T invite for a Pitching prospect. should get a shot at the bigs.
a S/T invite for this DH prospect.
22.1 and a Major League contract for this future Cy-Young canidate. Moonbat fever is taking hold!
4 million for this 5 tool prospect. Not a bad consolation prize for the Borbon sweepstakes.
3.5 million for another fielding prospect.
This minor league prospect is going to Spring Training. Wo Hoo!! Party!!..........uh wasn't that Spring Break??
Minor League defense!
2.3 million and a S/T invite for this good minor league CF'er. Needs some help on his offense for the bigs.
5.1 million for this nice M L 3rd base prospect. Health may be a small problem.