No trades this week
M L INJURIES
Herm "The Worm" Harris is on the DL for 2 weeks with a torn Miscus. He walked the Waiver Wire Plank earlier this season and was picked up by the Bruins. Now the Bruins are on the Hook for the Worm.
"Call A" Doc Hampton will need to have his physician on speed dial. With a low health rating it is suprising that this is his first stay on the DL and should be back in 3 weeks.GL mark.
Phillip "Rocky" Rhodes has back spasms. The Muskies should have this kid back in 2 weeks.A Rocky Road is a Road less traveled, for a reason.
Joe "Insane " Cunnane is driving Nelig crazy. Joe will miss 3 weeks with shoulder inflamation.It's Nuts!! this guy only played in 9 games last year before going on the 60 day DL. And now he's injured after only 7 games this season.Prozac Nelig, will be your salvation!
Chun-Lim is now known as Chump and Limp Yang. He has hit the DL in both hid M L seasons. And hes 12-9 in those 2 years with a ERA 5.15. The Cobras should bring this limping chump back in 2 weeks.
Oswaldo "Have you seen my" Johnson is a flashy kind of guy. He will be back whipping it out for the Stars in 2 weeks after the inflamation goes down.He likes being a Star!!
Poor,Poor Mark! First call a Doc, now his super slugger. Roger "Roger" Montana goes down with a injury. Roger that hurts alot.......Thats a big 10-4 good buddy. He's gonna miss the rest of the year and then some with a herniated disk. 187 in progress ,Roger Roger..... Oveur Unger.
I wanted Jumbo "Big Mac" Macfarlane on my team. In fact I had sent a trade offer that started a bidding war on Big Mac.But It turned out that his 2 all beef patties were made out of Pink Slime,and his sauce wasn't all that special.He should be back with the Howlers in 1-1/2 months after his elbow heals.Phew....Dodged a bullet there!
Dale "Bob" Barker is always on the hunt for the Right Price. When the arbitrater gave him the league minimum for the second year in a row. Well.....he wasn't happy.Now he will miss 2 weeks with a strained hammy and remember to spade and nudder your pets!
11.9 million and a S/T invite for this nice hitting prospect. Defensivly he is a little below average and he runs like a snail on vacation.
This guy will get to go to Spring Training. He may get run over.
1.8 million for this low level M L prospect. Needs a DITR visit to be great.
Much needed defense for the rookie team
1 mill for this AAA/low level M L Center Fielder.
He's a wild thing