Friday, October 17, 2014

THE WEEK IN WRIGLEYVILLE SEASON 28 #1

TRADES
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Artie Freeman to the PHILADELPHIA CHEESE STEAKS for Juan Mota
Wylie picked up a pitcher to help his slow starting pitching staff. Philly gets a pitching prospect. 


The MADISON MUSKELLUNGES traded Hootie Grace to the LOUISVILLE RED TAILS for Gerald O'Neil
Daddio was in a Liberian jail under quarantine and had no access to the internet for 21 days. Hootie Grace was released by the AI and was claimed by Jmuhtoff. Jmuhtoff was kind enough to give Hootie back for a blowfish and a handshake! After which he quickly disinfected the bodyparts that came into contact with Daddio. 


M L INJURIES
Brandon Foxx
Brandon "faux" Foxx has been surprisingly healthy with a 52 health rating. But his luck ran out and will miss 2 months with elbow surgery. Will he be a pretender or a contender??.


Ryan Lee
Ryan "Ain't Lyin" Lee is a local boy from San Antonio. and will be on the DL for 2 weeks with a strained hammy. And that's the truth.


Rick Prince
Rick "Royal" Prince has been a big part of the great bullpen in Jackson. Now Olemiss is royaly screwed because Prince will be out for 2 months. 


Danny Barker
Danny "no Bite" Barker is a DL darling. He will miss the rest of the year with Elbow Surgery. Good thing he's a free agent next year....any bites??  .....................*Crickets*...........anyone?


Sandy Mullins
Sandy Mullins tore a miniscus and will miss 3 weeks. This is just the first injury of several for the Insurance but this is just a minor one.


Randy Rogers
This one hurts! Randy "get my freak on" Rogers will miss the rest of the year with a shoulder aneurysm. PB had a aneurysm of his own when he posted this on the chat. "Randy Rogers , Sandy Mullins , Earl Young . I don't know why I even try anymore.All three wiped out. All had health in the 80s and 90s. My training and medical are 19 and 18. I give up. This might be my last seasons in any of my leagues. I am so tired of trying to build teams and getting crapped on."
I don't know PB, 75 bucks a year to get crapped on sounds like a bargain. I've paid more!

Julio Johnson
Julio ' Glazed" Johnson is also out for the rest of the season with Elbow Surgery. Rugby just signed this guy to free agent contract of 2 years at 6 mil per. Rugby bought a huge Glazed Doughnut!!


Ted McNamara
Ted "Talks" McNamara will miss the rest of the year with a torn hammy. Not only can this P-Dog speak, he can also play dead!


Del Escobar
Del "Monte" Escobar will be out 2 weeks with a strained rotator cuff. You never no what you get in the R-5 draft. Sometimes it's a can of whup-ass other times it's a can of creamed corn. This kid seems closer to the later. 


INTERNATIONALS

Miguel Lugo
Cheyenne
Bagwell Bashers
Age: 21B/T: L/L
Born: Fundacion, DO
Position(s): LF
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This kid signed for 2 million.


Geraldo Castillo
Colorado Springs
Bandits
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Boca Chica, DO
Position(s): C
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A very good defensive catcher. I seen worse in the bigs...he may get a shot?


Jimmie Cayones
Rochester
Tigers
Age: 19B/T: R/R
Born: Almirante, PA
Position(s): P (ClA)
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This bullpen prospect is a steal at 4 million.Just wish the make-up was higher.

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