Friday, October 24, 2014


The TAMPA BAY RAYS traded Philip Haney to the CHEYENNE BAGWELL BASHERS for Fausto Castillo and Julio Cedeno
Carseneau picks up a Starting Pitcher in the last year of his contract. This gives him cap flexibility next year and perhaps a comp pick. Svick gets 2 tasty prospects that may help him in the future, Haney sure wasn't getting it done in Tampa.

Bert McKnight
Bert McKnight will miss a month with Elbow strain. The Tigers will need this old fart down the stretch. Rub some Ben-Gay on it!

Eddie Woods
Eddie "Back" Woods dislocated his shoulder and will miss 2 weeks. When a reporter from the WHIF contacted Eddie on a fishing trip back at his home in Swan Quarter NC. He said " I'll be Back" ..........Hey that's what the Terminator said??

Hick Black
Hick "up" Black will miss 2 weeks with a ankle sprain. Not a bad injury so there's no need to hook up Balloons to the house and float away. This kid is from one of the most beautiful places in the US ,Pagosa Springs Colorado. If you've ever driven east on Hwy 50 up Wolf Creek Pass , you go up, up, up, in the clouds.

Albie Romo
Avantrael signed Albie "allright" Romo last year to a big contract last year. Now he missed 2 weeks with a strained hammy. Romo said " R-E-L-A-X , I'll be allright!"

Kyle Romero
Oh !! Kyle "When In" Romero is back on the DL. This time it's for 2 weeks with a strained hammy. In Rome, would it be called..... a strained prosciutto???

Esmil Sosa
Esmil "Picante" Sosa is back on the DL for 2 months even though he will be only injured for a week. Ralph is giving him some extra time to Pick up the Pace!

Shane Cole
I really abused Shane Cole "slaw" last year by playing him in 151 games. No surprise he went bad when I left him out there for all 27 games this year. Perhaps the 2 weeks on ice will refresh him and his sore neck??

Wascar Almonte
A broken wrist put Wascar "Racing" Amonte in the ditch for 2 weeks. Man he heals at 200 mph , but too bad he doesn't run that fast.

Sandy Millwood
Sandy "Lumber" Millwood will miss 2 weeks with a stiff/tight/ strained hammy. Too many stiff/tight/strained Woodies will do that?

Francisco Arredondo
Francisco "Lighter than" Arredondo will be on the DL for a month with shoulder inflammation.This rookie needs to get his head out of the clouds.

Clayton Bragg
Clayton "I don't wanna" Bragg was last on the DL way back in season 25. And it's the only time, other than this time, that he's been on the DL. But Clayton would never mention it. He will be back out on the diamond in 2 weeks doing what he do!

Hector Gonzalez
Hector "Phhhtt, she was" Gonzalez got the call-up last week and Rugby thought he found true love. Hector starined a rib cage and..........Phhtt! he will be gone for 2 weeks. * for you young-uns this one is from the TV show Hee-Haw. And yes, we had color televisions then.

Eugenio Espinoza
Eugenio "Double E" Espinoza has another strained shoulder injury and will miss 2 weeks. He needs to have man-boob reduction surgery to relieve the strain on his back.

Otis Oliver
Otis "Double Ought" Oliver will be out 3 months with elbow tendinitis. Nwsheehy will be taking out the shotgun and putting Otis out of his misery.Both Barrels.

Alexi Sierra
Two weeks on the DL for Alexi "GMC" Sierra. He suffered a strained tummy and hopes to be trukin soon!


Arodys Garza
Prairie Dogs
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Gatun, PA
Position(s): P (P)
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Stocking the rookie roster with some pups.

Renyel Gonzalez
Age: 22B/T: L/L
Born: Edo Lara, DO
Position(s): P (P)
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A little tiger that can eat some innings and roast beef.

Roger House
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Lakenheath, UK
Position(s): SS/IF/OF/DH
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This little tiger had none.

Rymer Portillo
Age: 19B/T: R/R
Born: Santiago, DO
Position(s): P (P)
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This little tiger ran wee,wee,wee all the way to AAA.

Rudy Wilson
Tampa Bay
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Tipperary, IE
Position(s): 3B/1B/2B/COF/DH
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The Rays signed a very nice prospect for 9.3 million and a S/T invite.I'm crying Wee,Wee, Wee all the way home!

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