Wylie Moves to Charlotte

Wylie715 has uprooted his team and moved from Sleepy Wichita to the Thriving Metropolis of Charlotte.Charlotte is Known for its great Pro franchises like the Hornets ,Bobcats and Panthers.So in order to follow the Animal theme. Wylie named his team the "Chimps".When I caught up to Wylie at the new team headquarters.I asked him "what prompted the move." Amicable Wylie replied."Money, and i wanted to be closer to the family business.But mostly it was the Money".
I followed with the question.Whats your families business? He said "Well my father was a professional Primate Trainer and after he retired I took over the business and now we provide trained monkeys for all the Movie Studios ,Circus's and Organ Grinders."He paused opened a Beer then continued.
"My father trained all the great ones .Bonzo,BJ,Clyde,and Bubbles." Wow i can see why you named your team the Chimps."Yes"Wylie said emphatically."And i intend to take it a step further.I plan to implement Primate training procedures for all my players.The Banana reward system seems to work best.Hit a home run and here's a Banana.Make an error,no Banana for you."
Well Wrigleyville Fans it looks like Baseball in Charlotte will be a Swinging Good Time!!!

Saving Private Wrigley

As some of you know WIS sent our league to the public list without the consent of our Commish.But Mark3313 was johnny on the spot and brought us back from the Dark Side.Many of us know that private leagues are the way to go .So if we could do some recruiting and help a Commish out we can keep our modesty.Two things will help 1) Pimp the league on your other existing leagues.2)post a comment in the forum classified about what a great world we have.
We all know what a special league this is and we need to get the word out to all the other owners.Now that i've taken care of my contractional duties. Heres a private beauty for your eyes to feast on.Ice Cream ,You Scream,We all Scream for Ice Cream!!!

Here comes another Onion

Many of you are aware that there is a parallel world to ours.Like a Star Trek episode they are similar to each other, with some of the same owners.Mark3313 is the Commish in both,and runs that world with the same heavy hand as here LOL.So when another Onion makes the Leap to this World or a Wrigley takes on a Wailing Onion team its always a good deal.So make them Onions feel welcome but be careful they may make you CRY!!!

Fire Sale In Tacoma

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News Release by Sandberg10:
I will talk trade for ANY of my players except for J.T. Nichols and Apollo West. I will only seriously look at offers involving only prospects. I am breaking this team down to rebuild.
I caught up to Sandberg in beautiful downtown Tacoma and asked why he was breaking up this playoff contender. He Replied "I'm frustrated after winning my division the last three years and falling flat on our face in the playoffs". Well fellow owners this team is stocked with fine players so hurry and grab em!!

BURLINGTON MOOSE ARE CHAMPIONS

< WOW what a series!!! The burlington Moose are wrigleyville World Champs.After losing in the NLCS last season Rugby Decided just a few more players will put him over the Hump(Moose Humor).I caught up to Rugby1 at the Dennys next to Mustain stadium.He motioned me over while stuffing what was left of a All-American Slam Breakfast into his piehole.As the Demure but mysteriously sexy waitress poured my coffee rugby spoke."Boy what a series we had .And to win it infront of our homecrowd was a dream come true. That Cincinatti Team gave us a go. But my guys pulled it out by winning the last three games." Rugby paused while the waitress served Rugby's Moons over Hammy sandwhich.I took the opportunity to inquire about the Celebration last night.Rugby gulped down a forkfull and said."Boy what a Barnburner that was .We all headed over to the Moose Caboose Dance Hall and the Beer and liqour was flowing like bailout money to the banks.It was all going fine till Moose Turd, the teams mascot.Got caught Bopping one of the players wife in the Caboose. Well the fur went a flying And the entire bullpen and Moose Turd are in the Hoosegow." With that we

both downed our coffee and rugby peeled a wad of cash from his thick roll of bills and handed them to the young cutie.We said our goodbyes and i went downtown where the victory parade was just begining.What a festive time in Burlington.And they deserve it with the coat factory laying off workers every month.But thats another story .Well Congratulations to Rugby1 and his Burlington Moose .World Champs at last.And who does'nt Like MOOSE. MOOOOOOOOSSSSE!!!

Award Winners Season 8

MVP A. L. ,RF Ricardo Torres-- Chicago Aztecs , This player is the Taylor Swift of Wrigleyville .In addition to his MVP hardware he walked away with ROY honors and a Silver Slugger to boot. Torres hit 50 homers and knocked in 133 runs while hitting 321.Oh and he swiped 29 bases just to rub it in .

MVP N L ,RF Vic Benitez--Aneheim 49ers, Benitez now has a MVP trophy to add to his All Star MVP Award. Benitez hit 320 ,blasted66 homers and drove in 160 runs.

CY YOUNG A L , Ramon LO--St Louis Browns, This pitcher won his second CY-Young honor (5TH Year) with a record of 20-5 . Lo also struck out 153 while posting a 1.09 WHIP and 2.80 ERA.

CY YOUNG N L ,Don Dixon--San Fransisco Kickapoos ,This former ROY winner(1ST Year)won his first CY-YOUNG and probably not his last. Dixon won the award by posting a record of 21-4 with 192 Strikeouts . He also boasts a 1.02 WHIP and 2.59 ERA.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR A L ,RF Ricardo Torres--Chicago Aztecs, Like I said above Kumbia has a great player here .He has a good start to the HOF with this award.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR N L ,C JJ(Good Times) Clark--Tampa Bay Stars, After his first full in the majors .Clark rewarded jmas410's trust by bringing home the Bling. He Hit 318 with 45 homers and drove in 109 Ribbies.

FIREMAN OF THE YEAR A L ,Oswaldo Castilla--Cincinatti Howlers, Castilla won his first award after his second year as the Howlers closer. The former setup pitcher saved 45 out of 50 appearances with a eye popping 0.90 WHIP and a 2.85 ERA.

FIREMAN OF THE YEAR N L ,Apollo West--Tacoma Toyotas, This former ROY(5TH Year) won his 3RD FOY award(5th,7th Year) .This fireballer saved 52 out of 58 appearances while posting an outstanding 0.95 WHIP and a ERA of 2.95.

SILVER SLUGGERS A L

DH- Sammy Estrada --Longshots

C- Mike Hayes--Tobacco Farmers

1B- Rich Rando--Justice

2B- Robin(The) King--Associates

3B- Rich(re) Ward --Associates

SS- Toby Rogers--Posse

LF- Mo Swann--Browns

CF- John(My friend) Daniels--Aztecs

RF- Ricardo Torres--Aztecs

SILVER SLUGGERS NL

P- Seth Rando--Toyotas

C- JJ Clark --Stars

1B- Arthur Griffiths --Kickapoos

2B- Wayne Snyder-- Kickapoos

3B- Willie(or wont he) Mercado-- Santurce Crabbers

SS- Benito(save the) Ozuna-- Kickapoos

LF- Vic Valazquez-- Ectoplasm

CF- Lonny Carpenter-- Hip Waders

RF- Dale(NASCAR LOVE CHILD) Gordon-- Ectoplasm

GOLD GLOVES A L

P- Jae Yamaguchi--Long Shots

C- Lee(miscon) Stroud -- Pandemonium

1B- Bill(money) Green-- Indians

2B- Russ Newhouser--Browns

3B- Rich(RE) Ward-- Associates

SS- Earnest Maxwell-- Justice

LF- Don Oliver-- Blues

CF- Ivan Bautista-- Sun devils

RF- Dennis Langston-- Browns

GOLD GLOVES N L

P- Bill(The OCTO) McCracken-- Tripods

C- Bob(hung) Lowe--49ers

1B- Kenny Hart-- Totems

2B- Todd Tanner-- Toyotas

3b- Ignacio Sosa-- Kickapoos

SS- Charlie Christiansen-- Toyotas

LF- Freddie(no) Mohr-- Sturgeon

CF- Lonny Carpenter-- Hip Waders

RF- Mack Manning --Highlanders

Weve Moved

I was able to borrow mark3313's car and we made as few trips as possible. Boy did we collect alot of junk (Garage Sale to follow). We hope you like the new digs and if you don't you'll have to help us move next time. I hope that a few of you will want to post some of your own stuff .alls you need to do is give me your e-mail address and i'll gladly sign tou up. Well gotta get Mark3313's purple car back to him or he's gonna call the cops and report it stolen. Welcome to the WHIFF!!!

George Carlins Baseball vs Football video

Here is the one of the best baseball videos of all time.Just click on the link and sit back and laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXacL0Uny0