The MADISON MUSKELLUNGES traded Fonzie Bittle to the MINNESOTA MISFITS for Wayne Danks and Eugene King
Fonzi " Heyyyyyyy" Bittle is on his way back to Minnesota. The Fonzi was traded at the start of the season and rode the pine. So its back to the Misfits and maybe free agency. Madison picks up a couple prospects that will never be effective big leaguers. But they will eat some innings in the minors.
M L INJURIES
Antone "Green" Teagarden was on the DL for 2 weeks with a strained forearm. I picked up this rookie from Arizona in a earlier trade. And since his promotion to the bigs he has had a great start until this. It's good to have this greenhorn back.
Another injury for the Totems. This one probably sunk my chances of getting in the playoffs.Perhaps he took exception to his Arb contract. You cant Preterb the Zerb!!
The Knights will miss Tony 'Wang Dang Sweet Poon" Jang . He suffered a dislocated shoulder and will miss 4 weeks.Take it easy on the Poon ,Avantrael!!
Freddy "Got Fingered" Lawrence is a screwball pitcher, Of course. He will be out 3 months with Elbow Surgery. Olemiss outlawed Banging in the clubhouse.
Darren "Groan" Baez suffered a torn knee ligament and will miss just over a month. Nwsheehy could be heard singing "The night they drove old Dixie Down".
The Minnesota Misfits seem to be an appropriate name. Vic "Sick" Chavez will probably be out till next years all-star break. Then watch him be traded !!
Che-Bang will have a good minor league career as a DH.
2,4 miilion for this border line Major Leaguer. Some of these guys turn out good!
Its not out of the question that this power hitter may see some time in the bigs to Pinch hit. But after roster expansions.
3 million for this 1st baseman with speed and hitting skills.
will be a good AA/AAA player
AAA pitcher but a DITR bump on his splits will propel him to the Bigs.
A nice all around minor leaguer.
Low level minor league catcher.
A defensive minor leaguer that gets to go to Spring training.
Good range .and also a spring traing minor leaguer.
Picking up a nice defensive minor leaguer. Will help the innings count on the pitchers.
Minor league innings eater. Everyone is spending thier leftover prospect budget. Smart!!
Olemiss was worried he'd have to eat his leftover prospect budget. But he signed a nice hitting prospect with 11 million of it. WHEW!!
he will make a good AA Cf'er
Spendin the leftover and getting good value. good minor league hitter here.
Mooses never Looses!!! Looks like they had the most leftover prospect budget.4.8 million bought this nice all around second baseman. A steal, he would have gone for 10 million plus.