The WASHINGTON D C WINGDINGS traded Mariano Rivera and 1,300,000 to the BURLINGTON COAT FACTORIES for Flip Clark
AS if Burlington needed more help. They picked up a very nice Closer/Setup guy for the stretch run. Washington continued it's fire sale and got a nice Closing Prospect.
The SYRACUSE MOOSE traded Miguel Megias to the DURHAM BULLSHIPPERS for D.J. White
Just a minor league needs trade here.
The NEW BRITAIN BRUINS traded Bob Daley and Willie Burgess to the VANCOUVER TOTEMS for Asdrubal Morales and Al Zerbe
I shipped Zerbe and Morales to the Bruins for some more offense. Zerbe was going into free agency next year anyways and Morales was a BIG disapointment. The Bruins got a Long Starter to fill in for the 2 injured starting pichers. Hope it works for both of us.
The COLORADO SPRINGS BANDITS traded Frank Vanguri and 1,500,000 to the WASHINGTON D C WINGDINGS for Rudy West
Washington gets a 3rdbaseman with his salary paid. The Bandits get a bullpen guy looking to get back into the Majors.
The LOUISVILLE HOWLERS traded Fausto Castro and 800,000 to the TRENTON TOYOTAS for Lyle Ruffin
Trenton Gets a oldtimer that was recently demoted to AAA. Ruffin goes back to Louisville after being claimed off the waver wire by Trenton.
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Arthur Blackburn to the FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Collin Davis
Fargo is in the hunt for a playoff berth and added some starting pitching depth for the stretch run. Austin get a nice juicy prospect.
M L INJURIES
Hersh "Ron" Paul was injured while telling the people of San Juan how to live thier lives. My guess he stuck his nose in where it didn't belong.Smoke sum gahnja mon,it'l be alright Mon.
Stan "wee" Knight is just 5 foot 6 but still can use the big boy urinals. It's about trajectory after all. The wee lad will miss 3 weeks with a bum shoulder.
Louis "eggshell'" White is back on the DL for another month. That Juarez prostitute musta really messed him up?
Del "Monte" Cordero has been "slurving" up Cans of Corn to his outfielders all year long.But with his low health numbers he will get his can kicked once or twice a year.
Esteban "Boy Scout" Campos isn't gay, but he is very happy. He's ready to come out of the DL closet after straining his rotator cuff. He would like to take the Ban outa Estaban and be called Este from now on.
Raul "roadside" Tavarez will miss 2 months with a sore shoulder. Stop in if your passing by and drink 1 or 2 with Roadside. He's in no hurry.
Are you kidding me? Ryan "On Golden" Vaughn is on the DL again. A sore tummy will keep him out another two weeks. Goldbricker!!
Derrick "Hand" Sanders has a great Glove for centerfield. But he stepped in a hole while shagging a fly. The ankle sprain will keep him out 2 weeks. It's hazerdous playing for the Prairie Dogs.
A nice CF prospect. Could get a shot at the majors with the right team.
A spring training invite for the high contact/catching prospect.
16.6 million for this very juicy pitching prospect. Makes your mouth water!
This dog may look like a mongrel pup. But this dog has power.
Not much here. Throw another Dog on the Fire!
Sometimes you have to settle for whatevers out there.Sometimes!
3.9 million and a S/T invite for this DH. He will hit pretty good. A DITR bump will make him great.
1.2 million for this good cookie.