The VANCOUVER TOTEMS traded Corey O'Brien and Jarrod Mann and 1,300,000 to the ARIZONA COBRAS for Neifi Lopez and Miguel Tabaka
My team wasn't going anywheres and Arizona made me the only offer for O'brien and Mann.
The VANCOUVER TOTEMS traded Bob Liverman to the AUSTIN CITY LIMITS for Efrain Redmond
Again Austin offered and I took it. I'm at my wits end with this team.
M L INJURIES
Pat Baptist
2 weeks
Mateo Gonzalez
Out a Year
Kevin Martin
Kevin "KMART" Martin will miss 2 months with a elbow strain. Blue Light Special indeed!
Bernie Richard
Bernie "Poor" Richard is back on the DL this season. Mdymond put him on the 60 DL even tho he will be relativly healthy sooner. Poor Mdymond!
Santiago Bonifacio
This is Santiago "Bon-Bon" Bonifacio's first stint on the DL.It's a bad one to, he will miss 2 months with a herniated disk.Bon-Bon will be kicking back on the couch eating confectionaries.
Joe Valdes
Ressda is still crying "Mommy Why???" Joe "Momma" Valdes is back on the 15 day DL with a bruised knee. I think Joe Momma has hurt just about everything he could hurt in the last 3 years.
Del Chang
Del "I coulda had a" Chang has a sore shoulder. He should return to the Sante Fe bullpen in 2 weeks. Go HP Tc!
Andrew Halter
Andrew "Hiel" Halter will miss 2 weeks with a strained groin.The Knights just traded for this guy....Zeke!
Giomar Molina
Giomar "Whack a " Molina is on the Dl for the third consecutive year. The Knights are getting hammered with injuries.
Alex Johnson
Alex "Spank my" Johnson strained his shoulder and will miss 3 weeks. Perhaps he should find a girlfriend to do his spanking?? Just sayin.....
Max Santiago
Another Posse on the DL. Max "Factor" Santiago will miss 3 weeks with a strained hammy. Can he make-up for time lost??
INTERNATIONALS
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Just a vienna sausage.
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Petty crimes for this Bandit.
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Spring Training for this Kick-a-Poop
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