The TACOMA TOYOTAS traded Damaso Martinez to the SANTA FE BLUES for Apollo West and 900,000.
Santa Fe gets a defensive minor leaguer. Tacoma gets crusty old Apollo West, who was once, one of the most feared closers in Wrigleyville. He will go out a Tacoma, It's only right.
M L INJURIES
Wally "Cleaver" Clark will miss 2 weeks with a sore shoulder. He's been pretty hard on the Beav lately.
Tony Amaral "Cracker" is out 2 weeks with a bone spur. A Circus in every box.
Gill "Last" Laffey will miss 3 months with a stress fractured elbow. Mdymond is not laughing.
Davey "Bud" Wise will miss 4 weeks with a strained elbow. Beers to you Kickapoos!
Vin "Number" Serra is already back off the DL. Vin had some decent numbers as the Red Light Districts closer.
Jackie "A.B." Gutherie is on the DL for the first time with a sore finger tendon. Big Sky high fly balls for this guy.(For the record ,the real A.B. Guthrie was a family friend. This ones for you Bud Guthrie")
Koji "Banzai" Martin just took another nosedive. He will miss another 5 months with his second elbow surgery. Like I said last year....What might have been IF he stayed healthy.Someone keep sharp objects away from Dodgersgale.
Kirby "Salesman" Blair will miss 2 weeks with a strained hammy. Next year he will be a Free Agent and will be knocking at your door with a free, no obligation, demonstration.
Phil "Used" Satou will be out 8 months with elbow surgery. Has anyone been shipped around or dumped in free agency more than Phil? Phil, feels used!
Matt "Re" Kreuter will miss 2 months with elbow tendinitis. If Ralph has many more guys go out...he may have to recruit some replacements?
1 million for this second IFA Al Ozuna. We can never have enough Al Ozunas......right!
19.5 million for this youngster. Good news: He will be a stud...Bad News: He is already on the DL.
Minor league home run hitter
A spring training invite for this minor leaguer.
1.8 million for this hitter who may make the bigs.
1.3 million for this good pitching prospect. You can never have enough Ozunas......Right!
Minor league innings eater.
15 million and a S/T invite for this future shutdown closer.
3.4 million for this future LH specialist..or trade bait.
2.8 million for this speedy and great defender. Ralph is spending the leftover prospect budget after his big signings.
14.4 million and a S/T invite for this future gold glover. He has power too boot!
13 million for this good hitting rangy player.Add blazing speed and this kids going to be heard.
1 million for this DH. Rugby is spending his leftover cash.