Editor in Briefs
The SALT LAKE CITY UTES traded Clint Kinney to the CHEYENNE BAGWELL BASHERS for Jerry Parkinson and 200,000.
The Utes get lefty for the bullpen, He may walk a few. Cheyenne gets a innings eater for the farm.
M L INJURIES
Odalis "Raise your Right Hand and" Suarez will miss 1 month with a bone spur. When I asked why he was on the 60 day DL, dajak87 plead the 5th.
Harold "and Kumar" Edwards is out 2 months with a sprained shoulder. This will give him plenty of time to find a White Castle burger joint in Louisville.
Morgan "Frank" Herbert strained his MCL and will be out 2 months. Tell me about the water on your home world Muad'Dib?
Al "Stinker" Belliard is gonna miss 2 weeks with a sore man boob. 5 million a year with a 5 million dollar signing bonus and a ERA of 6.04 is why he smells.
Kevin "Bacon" Loretta is out a month with a sore shoulder. He was sizzling hot last year and this year he has cooled . Yuck, cold bacon.
Neifi "N-O" Ordaz is out 2 weeks with a sore man tittie. N O is getting old and may ride the bench next year. N0000!!
Jose Martin is out 2 weeks with a bad hammy. He's a bad ML catcher!
Efrain "from Speaking" Willits will miss 2 weeks with shoulder tendinitis. Aaron has refused to speak to the media about his P-dogs.
Haywood "Charlotte's" Webber will miss 2 weeks with a stiff hammy. His rookie season has been disappointing with a .213 BA. He may be a Wilbur.
It took 1.6 million for this AAA/ML pitcher. If he stays healthy he could get a chance at the bigs.
The Rays rookie team could be called "The International House of Cupcakes".
2 million for this nice bullpen prospect.
1.3 million for this Knuckleballer. His health is a concern,but he is close to his projections.
Defense and speed is always good for the farm.