THE WEEK IN WRIGLEYVILLE SEASON 25 #3

By MADMULDOON
Editor in Briefs

TRADES
The SALT LAKE CITY UTES traded Clint Kinney to the CHEYENNE BAGWELL BASHERS for Jerry Parkinson and 200,000.
The Utes get lefty for the bullpen, He may walk a few. Cheyenne gets a innings eater for the farm.

M L INJURIES
Odalis Suarez
Odalis "Raise your Right Hand and" Suarez will miss 1 month with a bone spur. When I asked why he was on the 60 day DL, dajak87 plead the 5th.


Harold Edwards
Harold "and Kumar" Edwards is out 2 months with a sprained shoulder. This will give him plenty of time to find a White Castle burger joint in Louisville.


Morgan Hebert
Morgan "Frank" Herbert strained his MCL and will be out 2 months. Tell me about the water on your home world Muad'Dib?


Al Belliard
Al "Stinker" Belliard is gonna miss 2 weeks with a sore man boob. 5 million a year with a 5 million dollar signing bonus and a ERA of 6.04 is why he smells. 


Kevin Loretta
Kevin "Bacon" Loretta is out a month with a sore shoulder. He was sizzling hot last year and this year he has cooled . Yuck, cold bacon.


Neifi Ordaz
Neifi "N-O" Ordaz is out 2 weeks with a sore man tittie. N O is getting old and may ride the bench next year. N0000!!


Jose Martin
Jose Martin is out 2 weeks with a bad hammy. He's a bad ML catcher!


Efrain Willits
Efrain "from Speaking" Willits will miss 2 weeks with shoulder tendinitis. Aaron has refused to speak to the media about his P-dogs. 


Haywood Webber
Haywood "Charlotte's" Webber will miss 2 weeks with a stiff hammy. His rookie season has been disappointing with a .213 BA. He may be a Wilbur.


INTERNATIONALS

Takuya Takahashi Fargo Prairie Dogs Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Uwajima, JP Position(s): P (P) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

It took 1.6 million for this AAA/ML pitcher. If he stays healthy he could get a chance at the bigs.

Julian Villano Tampa Bay Rays Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Sabana Grande De Boya, DO Position(s): P (LRA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

The Rays rookie team could be called "The International House of Cupcakes".

Miguel Nunez Chicago Legion Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Ciudad Ojeda, VE Position(s): P (none) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

2 million for this nice bullpen prospect.

Pablo Cortazar Santa Fe Blues Age: 22 B/T: R/R Born: Miranda, VE Position(s): P (ClA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

1.3 million for this Knuckleballer. His health is a concern,but he is close to his projections.

Harry Gonzalez Santa Fe Blues Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Pueblo Nuevo, DO Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Defense and speed is always good for the farm.