The CHEYENNE BAGWELL BASHERS traded Tori Ramsey and Joe Valdes to the MINNESOTA MISFITS for Pedro Javier , Eswalin Lee and Cal Baez
The Misfits get some much needed hitting with Valdes and Ramsey . Cheyenne picked up a couple prospects and a shortstop to plug a gap. One team building for the future and one team looking to win this year.
The AUGUSTA NORTHMEN traded Napoleon Jodie to the VACOUVER BLITZ for Paxton Wells
Augusta gets a slugger who was riding the pine in Vancouver. The guy has hit 40+ homers every year he's been in the Bigs. The Blitz get a pitching prospect with control issues. Blitzcoming signed free agent John Lowry to take Wells place on the bench.
M L INJURIES
Nolan "Grizzley" Adams missed 2 weeks with a stiff neck. He's having a good rookie season with a .300 BA. He went from trapping beaver in the mountains of Utah, to chasing beaver on the beaches of Tampa.
Raul "Plaster" Castillo has pulled a hammy and will be out 3 weeks. He will spend his off time in Paris ,Arkansas. He could be called , Plaster of Paris.
Yank "Me, don't Crank me,don't wake up and thank me" Hill is on the DL for the 3rd year in a row. This time it's a bad one. A herniated disk in his neck will put him out for the rest of the year. Yank was seen hitchhiking on the outskirts of Cincinatti saying " So long ,and thanks for the Fish".
This Bandit will have a good minor league career.
This cat is a steal at 2.3 million. He won't be great, but he's a solid major leaguer.
1.4 million and a S/T invite buys Tacoma a good defensive catcher that will hit lefties well.
No shine here!
Bob Uecker special. "just a bit outside"
Mark spent 9 million on a guy with blazing speed and great contact. can you say lead off hitter.
Interesting ...100 MPH fatsball is nice.
A good minor league pitcher. If he plays in the bigs you might want to call him Sun-Woo Lost.
Just a defensive minor leaguer. Helps keep pitch counts down for the pitching prospects.