Sorry this installment was a little late.I was on my yearly hunting trip in the mountains of Montana I was knee deep in snow during the day and nose deep in Kootenai Pussy at night.
There were no trades this week
M L INJURIES
Emmanuel "Transmission" Fuentes will miss 2 weeks with a sore shoulder. Fuentes shifted from the closer role last year to a set-up guy this year. He don't like it!
Tony "Morning" Wood is up and coming back in the next couple of days. His sore elbow is almost healed and he will be waking up again with his little soldier standing at attention.
It's not good news in Chicago. Cristobal "and Chain" Fernandez will miss 2 months with Elbow Tendinitis. Not sure if he will make it back this season . But what I do know is , Hacker will be chained to his 7.2 million dollar contract next year.
More bad news in Chicago. Amos "Not so Famous" Watkins will miss 2 months with elbow tendinitis. The Black Hawks DL list has become Infamous.
Marc "Fizzle" Fussell will miss the rest of this year and some of next year. His career just fizzled out.
Dick "Took a " Badenhop's name always makes me chuckle. Then I think of that time I took a bad hop to the dick in little league, and cringe. Dick will take 2 weeks off with a stiff oblique. Some times you just have to rest your Dick.
Douglas "Nuts and" Bolton is out the rest of the year with a stress fracture in the elbow. This game will drive you Nuts or kick you in them. The choice is yours.
Aurilio "Areola Animal" Amaral broke his finger and will miss 2 weeks. This always happens when he see's naked boobies. He loses control and something ends up broken.
2.1 million and a S/T invite for this great defensive prospect.
28.6 million and a big league contract landed this blue chip prospect. If this kid reaches his projections he will be a ace.
1.2 million and a S/T invite for this wild child.
5.7 million for this very good defensive prospect with good hitting splits.
Just a bit outside!!
8.3 million for a kid that will do most things well. If he can stay off the DL .
I get to go to spring training. I hit ball far!
Munch them innings.
7.3 million and a s/t invite for this already injured prospect. I hate non-baseball injuries.
7.7 million for this really nice bullpen prospect.
Defensive minor leaguer.
3 million and S/T invite for this marginal big leaguer