No trades this Week.
M L INJURIES
Yuniesky "Uni-Tard" Trevino Has a bulging disk in his neck and will miss 2 weeks. Needless to say .... Uni-Tard likes showing his bulges!
Yorvit "are Ugly" Diaz is out 2 weeks with a strained shoulder. Thank god he doesn't have to remove his shoes and show us his hideous feet.
Damaso "National" Gardel will miss 2 weeks with a sore shoulder. No need to call out the National Guard , He doesn't really care what you think.
Rafael "State" Pena was transferred to the Alcatraz of Wrigleyville, San Juan. He was acting up so Ralph put him into Solitary for 2 months.
1.5 million for really good defensive prospect who may make it as far as AAA.
Won't be a good catcher but he can hit.
another good defensive prospect this one cost 2.1 million. Outside shot at a big league call-up.
5.9 million for this good bullpen prospect. He will definitely get a shot at the bigs.
19.3 million for this #4 or #5 rotation prospect. He would do nicely as a long-relief. I hope he gets on the DL ..............I have a great nickname in mind. Diego "Dingle" Berrios.