No Trades This Week.
M L INJURIES
Yannick "Panic" Earley has turned into a D L Darling. He has tore, strained or broken just about every part of his body. This time it's his back and will miss 2 weeks. Be afraid...be very afraid.
J.P. "Both and or" Eithier has a bulging disk in his back and will be out 3 weeks. Is it Blitziscomin and or Blitzmaybeacomin??
Shane "Grin and" Barrett will be healthy in a week but he will sit on the DL for the rest of this year. That's a tough pill to swallow for the young Salmonbellies pitcher, but he's still smiling.
Julio "De" Soto will miss 3 weeks with elbow inflammation. Many of you are to young to know what a DeSoto is . It's a car company that was bought by Chrysler who was bought by Fiat!!
Andy "Long Dark" Knight will miss 2 weeks with back spasms. This guy is hitting only .204 and needs to be put to sleep .This way Zsiegri doesn't have to suffer anymore.
Tommy "Mister" Peterman has a sore elbow and will miss 2 weeks. He will be leaving for the Congo where he will live and hunt with a pygmy tribe. I hope he picked up some insurance.
Taylor "not Swift" Castillo will be on the DL for 2 months and will miss the playoffs. He might be not very swift but he's never lost a game in 157 innings in the Bigs!
Vic "Vapor Rub" Flores is out for the rest of the year with a torn ankle ligament. He needs to Rub some dirt on it!
Bill " Bronze" Medlen is back on the DL for 2 weeks. This time it's a strained shoulder. Third time is the charm for Medlen.
AA or maybe AAA.
A NICE pickup for a mere 1.9 million.
This guy Nieves no introduction. he signed for 17.7 million.
Another steal by the Cobras. This guy cost only 3.8 million.
A million bucks and he gets to go to S/T.
Me too!! and about 300k more.
What???? No Spring Training for you!!
S/T for ME!!!Sorry Avisail.
Range and Power a nice combo.
5.5 million and S/T is getting crowded.
Sounds crazy but this kid may get a shot at the Bigs...And I know crazy!