WRIGLEYVILLE DITR'S SEASON 9

GIVE ME YOUR TIRED , YOUR POOR PLAYERS ,YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BE MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYERS.

Thanks to those who sent in thier DITRS good or not. It is one of the things that I cannot do a search for. So if you don't send em I cannot show em. Most DITR's are like a $20 Dollar prostitue. You didn't pay much and you hope it's going to be good, But most of the time, they just Suck. So here are the few DITR's that I saw.

Cesar Gonzales Memphis Blues Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Hato Mayor, DO Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This Hip cat was an IFA this year. And if you go back and read the Week in Wrigleyville # 4. You will see he was just a AA projected pitcher. But thanks to the DITR Ferry this kid could have a M L Career . He now has very good Control , Good RH split, And two really good pitches . He will be effective against Righties but Facing Lefties may be his only weakness as a Set-up man. He is also only 18 and has good health and decent makeup(Patsy is jealous) so he will probably reach his new projections.Cha Ching!!! But for a signing bonus of 140K , He turned out to be a steal.

Marlon Woods Memphis Blues Age: 23 B/T: L/L Born: Vermilion, AB Position(s): P (LRB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Tchagnon also sent in this DITR . But unlike Gonzales This cat will be singing in the Minors. Yes he now is projected to have great Stamina , Control  and to very good pitches. But his splits are below AA standards. And most important , at 23 years of age he will never reach his projections. I imagine he'll be teaming up with CHER and singing " If I could turn back time"

Eric Milliard Portland Pandemonium Age: 23 B/T: S/R Born: Valliant, OK Position(s): P (P) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

The DITR Ferry put this Portland player in DITR Purgetory. Yes he now projects to be a nice ML Setup Pitcher with Great Control ,Decent Splits and three ML Pitches. He also has Good health and makeup(Quit whining Patsy) but at 23 years of age can he improve to his new projections . I doubt it. Look for the TRIO of CHER, Millard and Woods.

Haywood Wasdin Vancouver Totems Age: 19 B/T: L/L Born: Seattle, WA Position(s): P (SP1) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

I included my DITR just because I'm Narcissistic and self absorbed. He will never make my M L squad because the Pincha DITR Ferry forgot to up his Splits. Maybe if I leave more money under my Pillow. Nah ....the last thing I need is to have some ferry in my bedroom in the middle of the night. People may get the wrong idea. Ahem how about them BEARS!!

Arthur Buckley San Juan Santurce Crabbers Age: 24 B/T: L/R Born: Queens Village, NY Position(s): 3B/1B/2B/COF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

The DITR Ferry visited this Player from Queens Village(Insert Laugh Track). For some reason the DITR Ferry was not kind to the Crabbers. Not much of an improvment at all

Raymond Davis Helena Barking Moonbats Age: 22 B/T: S/R Born: Lemmon, SD Position(s): P (SuB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This Moonbats DITR is like most of them . He went from a Career Rookie to maybe a AA player. To bad , he has a killer cut fastball and a nasty slider. But low splits and age doom him.