The Week In WRIGLEYVILLE S-11 #4

TRADES

The LAS VEGAS RATTLERS Traded Daniel Coleman to the MEMPHIS BLUES for Ronnie Jones
Memphis is holding a Fire Sale !!  The Rattlers pick up some pitching depth

The TAMPA BAY STARS Traded Ron Clayton and Ivan Lintz to the SEATTLE SUPERSONICS for Ewell Morris
A little buyers remorse in Seattle .They trade thier Blue Chip SS and his 27 million contract to Tampa for a nice Mid -relief prospect and a AAA pitcher

The JACKSONVILLE MANATEES Traded Casey Gilmore to the MEMPHIS BLUES for Bret May
The Manatee's pick up a SS that was stuck in the Blues Farm system and the blues pick up a CF'er that can't hit. Not sure who got a deal here .But May is hitting .444 so far.

The TUCSON ECTOPLASMS Traded Santos Mercado to the SAN JUAN SANTURCE CRABBERS for David Cerda and Eswalin Canseco
The Crabbers needed a Pitcher so they picked up an All-Star from the Ecto's for 2 offensive Prospects

M L INJURIES
Patrick Lloyd
My relief pitcher was out 2 weeks with a Stiff Groin. After a week at a house of illrepute ,he's just like new!

Benjamin Hunter
Whats up in Pandemonium land?? After Norberto went down there was great sadness. Now this fine Portland Pitcher was having a career year and POOF! Elbow surgery. He's gonna miss 5 months!

Marc Allensworth
This Tabaky farmer will miss another week with a sore shoulder,

Derrin Price
This Barking Moonbat will be muzzled for three weeks due to a MCL Strain.

Luis Flores
Katy Barr the door !!! This Tabaky Farmer just signed a 5 year 29 million contract extension. And he goes down for 6 months with Elbow Surgery. Thats not Tobacco smoke coming from the nwsheehy's ears!!

Willie Sampson
This Chimp came off the DL 2 weeks ago and BOOM! Right back on the 15 -Day. This time its a strained quad! BAAADDD MONKEY!!!

Emmanuel Caseres
This Christian Beaver is a good player when Healthy. The problem is . He can hardley go a year with out a stay on the DL. This time its 2 weeks with back spasms!!  bkevin may want to put some padding in them Pews!!

Osvaldo Cervantes
This Crusher pitcher may be wearing out .With 1400 innings pitched he has been durable. Except for this year. He is on his second trip to the DL. And this time its for 2 months with Elbow tendinitis.

Rick Reagan
Heres the 3rd repeat DL'er. This Knights outfielder came off the DL 2 weeks ago then POW! Back on it for 2 weeks with Stiff Hammy!! Theres only one way to cure a stiff Hammy. Bend over avantreal!! LOL

Ed Norman
This Witchita Pitcher will be out in the Wind for 2 weeks. He has Back Spasms. Poor baby!!

INTERNATIONALS

Jose Beltre Portland Pandemonium Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Cotui, DO Position(s): P (P) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Just a Giggle!!

Neifi Castillo Portland Pandemonium Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Ingenio Quisqueya, DO Position(s): CF/IF/OF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Could be a AA-AAA defensive specialist.

Yamil Guerrero Portland Pandemonium Age: 18 B/T: L/R Born: Nagua, DO Position(s): 3B/1B/2B/COF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Just a Chuckle

Vic Ramirez Seattle Supersonics Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Tlalnepantla, MX Position(s): C View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A Sub Sonic Catcher

Andres Mota Cincinnati Howlers Age: 21 B/T: S/R Born: Nigua, DO Position(s): P (LRA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Another Yelp!

Kelvim Woo Cincinnati Howlers Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Kwangsan-Ku Songjungdong, KR Position(s): P (SP2) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Just a Whisper

Karim Sanchez Portland Pandemonium Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: San Francisco De Macoris, DO Position(s): P (ClA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Hey!! wipe off that Goofy grin

Al Franco Hartford Crushers Age: 21 B/T: R/R Born: Bajos De Haina, DO Position(s): RF/1B/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

The only thing he'll be crushing is your bread, when he's bagging it!!

David Matsui Hartford Crushers Age: 21 B/T: S/L Born: Fukuoka, JP Position(s): 1B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Paper or Plastic Ma'am???

Juan Cedeno Hartford Crushers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: San Isidro, DO Position(s): CF View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Would you like help to your car Sir??

Wascar Matos Hartford Crushers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Victoria De Las Tunas, CU Position(s): 2B/1B/LF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Clean up on aisle Three!!

Benito Santiago Cincinnati Howlers Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Villa Clara, CU Position(s): C/1B/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

He signed for 2.1 million bonus. This kid can hit with a perfect eye and very good contact. He will fair better against lefties than righties. With a health projection in the 30's ,he is a Gamble!!

Ismael Perez Fargo Prairie Dogs Age: 18 B/T: S/R Born: Valverde, DO Position(s): P (SuB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Just some rookie help

Harry Aguilera Las Vegas Rattlers Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Nuevo Laredo, MX Position(s): 3B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

It took 8.5 million to sign this nice IFA. He will defend well at 3rd and can hit for Power and average.

Neftali Cervelli Cincinnati Howlers Age: 19 B/T: S/R Born: Edo Anzoategui, VE Position(s): LF/1B/2B/RF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This Ankle biter picked up a spring training invite!

Kiki Tejeda Indianapolis Indians Age: 22 B/T: R/R Born: Loma de Cabrera, DO Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

2.6 Million and a Major league contract bought this little injun. If he makes it to the bigs he will be used as a defensive replacement.

Del Irabu Portland Pandemonium Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Tokyo, JP Position(s): P (LRB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

You Funny!! You very very Funny!!