THE WEEK IN WRIGLEYVILLE S-20 #6

TRADES
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Napoleon Wall to the FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Kaito Liang and Efrain Redmond
The P-Dogs get a Starting Pitcher that has had a couple good seasons. The City Limits continue the Smoke Sale and grab 2 nice prospects.


The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Jackson Reed to the SCOTTSDALE SHOCK SQUAD for Rod Riggs
The Shock Squad get a speedy player who loves the Hot Corner but not Smoke. So Austin sent him packing and picked up a good young Pitcher.


The JACKSON BLACK BEARS traded Stan Knight to the SCOTTSDALE SHOCK SQUAD for Hayes Reimold
The Shock Squad get some M L defensive help. The Black Bears pick up a nice hitting prospect.


The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Olmedo Franco an 3,013,899 to the MADISON MUSLELLUNGES for Tony Rios and Eduardo Duran
Franco was traded to Austin in the offseason and really never liked the heat. He was shipped to Madison and the City Limits picked up a couple prospects to throw on the Pire.


The SALEM SALMONBELLIES traded Bruce Taylor and Roger Sears to the FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Ernest Truman
The Salmonbellies get some bullpen help. The P-Dogs get a couple 28 and 27 year old  prospects.

M L INJURIES

Zach Goodwin
Zach "Any Win Is a" Goodwin is back on the DL. He Flipped the Bird at a Salmonbelly Fan during a shutout win, and ...well..... His finger was torn clean off.Salmonbelly Fans are a rough bunch. The Finger has been re-attached surgicaly and he will miss over 2 months of the season.


Yannick Earley
The Gamble on Yannick "Panic" Earley continues. This future D L Darling will miss 2 weeks with a strained back.


Livan Bonilla
Livan "pick a" Bonilla was upset 2 years ago when he took a pay cut. This latest 2 week stint on the DL won't help him get a new contract. Bonehead move Bonilla!


Rick Reagan
Suprise!!.... Rick "He's Sick" Reagan is on the DL..AGAIN! He will be out another 2 weeks. We are talking walking plague sick here. Hope Wylie has Obamacare??


Ted Brush
The LittleRock Posse will be without Ted "Toilet" Brush for a month or 90 flushes. Whichever comes first.


Don Hyzdu
It's just another injury for Don "Raw" Hyzdu. He should be back in a couple of weeks . Round em up Rawhide!!


Tony Hernandez
Its just a glitch for the young Salmonbellies player Tony "Orlando"  Henandez. He will be back in 2 weeks, at dawn.


Corky Walter
Swim Corky Swim!! Corky "Under" Walter is having a hard time treading water with his bum arm.He will miss 2 weeks, I hope Ressda knows CPR.


Kevin Sheffield
I'm suprised Kevin "featherline" Sheffield hasn't been on the DL before.He will miss a month with a torn Miscus. He's a delicate one. 


P.T. Cabrera
P.T. "109" Cabrera was torpedoed by a torn Hammy. He will be in dry dock for 8 months.Wylie was heard yelling" You sunk my Battleship!"


Shaggy Castillo
Like I wrote last year ,Shaggy "Carpet" Castillo is a health risk no matter how big your health and training budget is. He just recieved a one year contract extension then pulled the carpet out from beneath Wylie!!


Milton Kinkade
Milton "Berle" Kinkade will miss 3 weeks with a bulging disk. Pretty Kinky Milton!


INTERNATIONALS

Frank Chang Cincinnati Red Light District Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Kasugai, JP Position(s): RF/1B/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

14 million for this good hitting prospect with speed.In this IFA market you take what you can get.

Chili Chiba Minnesota Misfits Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Kyoto, JP Position(s): P (SP2) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A good minor league innings eater.

Vicente Ortiz Minnesota Misfits Age: 18 B/T: S/R Born: Laguna Verde, DO Position(s): P (SP5) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Stocking up on minor league pitching. Good for the Farm.

Santiago Rondon Minnesota Misfits Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Sabana Grande De Boya, DO Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

With just a tiny nudge from the DITR ferry . This kid could be good.

Ozzie Bong Minnesota Misfits Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Yokosuka, JP Position(s): P (P) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Like I've said before. You can never have enough Bongs!

Alex Suarez Minnesota Misfits Age: 19 B/T: L/L Born: Valverde, DO Position(s): P (P) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

I Swear...Suarez could be a M L Mop up pitcher.

Dicky Fukudome Minnesota Misfits Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Otsuki, JP Position(s): P (SP3) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

You can never have enough guys named Dicky Fukudome on a team. He's a real ice breaker at Sex Parties.

Vic Espinoza New Britain Bruins Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Puerto Plata, DO Position(s): 3B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

17.4 million and a Big League contract for this future stud at the Hot Corner. He will be invited to the said Sex Parties.

Kiki Johnson Louisville Howlers Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Jicome Esperanza, DO Position(s): P (LRB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

You can never have enough guys named Kinky Johnson at a Sex Party.

Mariano Bonifacio Colorado Springs Bandits Age: 19 B/T: L/L Born: Alquizar, CU Position(s): P (ClA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

2.7 million for this future M L closer.Mariano believes Sex is a Misdemeanor. The more you Miss ,Da Meaner you get.