The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Napoleon Wall to the FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Kaito Liang and Efrain Redmond
The P-Dogs get a Starting Pitcher that has had a couple good seasons. The City Limits continue the Smoke Sale and grab 2 nice prospects.
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Jackson Reed to the SCOTTSDALE SHOCK SQUAD for Rod Riggs
The Shock Squad get a speedy player who loves the Hot Corner but not Smoke. So Austin sent him packing and picked up a good young Pitcher.
The JACKSON BLACK BEARS traded Stan Knight to the SCOTTSDALE SHOCK SQUAD for Hayes Reimold
The Shock Squad get some M L defensive help. The Black Bears pick up a nice hitting prospect.
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Olmedo Franco an 3,013,899 to the MADISON MUSLELLUNGES for Tony Rios and Eduardo Duran
Franco was traded to Austin in the offseason and really never liked the heat. He was shipped to Madison and the City Limits picked up a couple prospects to throw on the Pire.
The SALEM SALMONBELLIES traded Bruce Taylor and Roger Sears to the FARGO PRAIRIE DOGS for Ernest Truman
The Salmonbellies get some bullpen help. The P-Dogs get a couple 28 and 27 year old prospects.
M L INJURIES
Zach "Any Win Is a" Goodwin is back on the DL. He Flipped the Bird at a Salmonbelly Fan during a shutout win, and ...well..... His finger was torn clean off.Salmonbelly Fans are a rough bunch. The Finger has been re-attached surgicaly and he will miss over 2 months of the season.
The Gamble on Yannick "Panic" Earley continues. This future D L Darling will miss 2 weeks with a strained back.
Livan "pick a" Bonilla was upset 2 years ago when he took a pay cut. This latest 2 week stint on the DL won't help him get a new contract. Bonehead move Bonilla!
Suprise!!.... Rick "He's Sick" Reagan is on the DL..AGAIN! He will be out another 2 weeks. We are talking walking plague sick here. Hope Wylie has Obamacare??
The LittleRock Posse will be without Ted "Toilet" Brush for a month or 90 flushes. Whichever comes first.
It's just another injury for Don "Raw" Hyzdu. He should be back in a couple of weeks . Round em up Rawhide!!
Its just a glitch for the young Salmonbellies player Tony "Orlando" Henandez. He will be back in 2 weeks, at dawn.
Swim Corky Swim!! Corky "Under" Walter is having a hard time treading water with his bum arm.He will miss 2 weeks, I hope Ressda knows CPR.
I'm suprised Kevin "featherline" Sheffield hasn't been on the DL before.He will miss a month with a torn Miscus. He's a delicate one.
P.T. "109" Cabrera was torpedoed by a torn Hammy. He will be in dry dock for 8 months.Wylie was heard yelling" You sunk my Battleship!"
Like I wrote last year ,Shaggy "Carpet" Castillo is a health risk no matter how big your health and training budget is. He just recieved a one year contract extension then pulled the carpet out from beneath Wylie!!
Milton "Berle" Kinkade will miss 3 weeks with a bulging disk. Pretty Kinky Milton!
14 million for this good hitting prospect with speed.In this IFA market you take what you can get.
A good minor league innings eater.
Stocking up on minor league pitching. Good for the Farm.
With just a tiny nudge from the DITR ferry . This kid could be good.
Like I've said before. You can never have enough Bongs!
I Swear...Suarez could be a M L Mop up pitcher.
You can never have enough guys named Dicky Fukudome on a team. He's a real ice breaker at Sex Parties.
17.4 million and a Big League contract for this future stud at the Hot Corner. He will be invited to the said Sex Parties.
You can never have enough guys named Kinky Johnson at a Sex Party.
2.7 million for this future M L closer.Mariano believes Sex is a Misdemeanor. The more you Miss ,Da Meaner you get.