The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Greg Osterbrock and 2,000,000 to the MILWAUKEE STURGEONS for Roosevelt Rapp and Ed Quantrill
The sturgeons get a pitching prospect and some cap money. Austin gets bullpen help and an innings eater.
M L INJURIES
Curt "Irish Whiskey" Jamison will miss 2 weeks with a broken toe. This Wing Dinger is a real Hum Dinger and is the life of the party!
Danny " Bru" Baker will be in the Arkansas Prison Infirmary for 3 months. He suffered a broken arm and is sueing Illicit for violating his civil rights.
Brian "Rowing and" Martin will miss 3 weeks with a sore shoulder. Ard may want to by him one of them new-fangled outboard motors. Just sayin........
Juan "Marine" Corpas will miss 2 months with a bulging disk in his back. Now drop and give me 20 Nancy!
Looks like Charley "First and " Tenbrink's man boob healed. But alas, now he will miss 2 weeks with a strained shoulder.
Jmuhtoff will be without the services of Harry "Callahan" Ontiveros for a month. Jmuhtoff, You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'"
Max "Million" Polanco just signed a multi million one year contract. Now he will miss several weeks with a sore shoulder. "Max million'' will try and get Ardthomp to "Shell" out more cash.
Luther "Thats a" Rapp just got a nice new 36 million contract with a 10 million bonus. Now he will be on the DL for 2 weeks with a strained oblique. Sometimes your the Bug, Other times your the Windshield.
Hatton is feeling like the bug after yet another player hits the DL windshield. Al "amo" Carrasco will miss 2 weeks with a strained Quad.
Tony "Del" Rios was off to a great start then the groin stiffened up. Wylie needs to get the Tittie mags out of the locker room or he may have more stiffys.
Getting some rookie pitching
Pbsilver signed the first big IFA with 10.6 million.My advanced scouting is low so I really can't comment on his future.
Spring Trainng for this kid.
2.1 million and Spring Training for this new Moose!
Stocking the rookie team early
You can say that again, so I will. Stocking the rookie team early.