Friday, April 5, 2013


The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Greg Osterbrock and 2,000,000 to the MILWAUKEE STURGEONS for Roosevelt Rapp and Ed Quantrill
The sturgeons get a pitching prospect and some cap money. Austin gets bullpen help and an innings eater.


Curt Jamison
Curt "Irish Whiskey" Jamison will miss 2 weeks with a broken toe. This Wing Dinger is a real Hum Dinger and is the life of the party!

Danny Baker
Danny " Bru" Baker will be in the Arkansas Prison Infirmary for 3 months. He suffered a broken arm and is sueing Illicit for violating his civil rights. 

Brian Martin
Brian "Rowing and" Martin will miss 3 weeks with a sore shoulder. Ard may want to by him one of them new-fangled outboard motors. Just sayin........ 

Juan Corpas
Juan "Marine" Corpas will miss 2 months with a bulging disk in his back. Now drop and give me 20 Nancy!

Charley Tenbrink
Looks like Charley "First and " Tenbrink's man boob healed. But alas, now he will miss 2 weeks with a strained shoulder.

Harry Ontiveros
Jmuhtoff will be without the services of Harry "Callahan" Ontiveros for a month. Jmuhtoff, You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'"

Max Polanco
Max "Million" Polanco just signed a multi million one year contract. Now he will miss several weeks with a sore shoulder. "Max million'' will try and get Ardthomp to "Shell" out more cash.

Luther Rapp
Luther "Thats a" Rapp just got a nice new 36 million contract with a 10 million bonus. Now he will be on the DL for 2 weeks with a strained oblique. Sometimes your the Bug, Other times your the Windshield.

Al Carrasco
Hatton is feeling like the bug after yet another player hits the DL windshield. Al "amo" Carrasco will miss 2 weeks with a strained Quad.  

Tony Rios
Tony "Del" Rios was off to a great start then the groin stiffened up. Wylie needs to get the Tittie mags out of the locker room or he may have more stiffys.


Danry Pena
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Sabana Grande De Boya, DO
Position(s): P (SP2)
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Getting some rookie pitching

Eswalin Lee
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Boca De Soco, DO
Position(s): P (SP1)
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Pbsilver signed the first big IFA with 10.6 million.My advanced scouting is low so I really can't comment on his future.

Yunel Pineda
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Caibarien, CU
Position(s): P (P)
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Spring Trainng for this kid.

Victor Santana
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Hermosillo, MX
Position(s): LF/1B/RF/DH
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2.1 million and Spring Training for this new Moose!

Eugenio Arroyo
Santa Fe
Age: 20B/T: L/L
Born: San Cristobal, DO
Position(s): P (P)
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Stocking the rookie team early

Peter Feng
Santa Fe
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Tokyo, JP
Position(s): P (P)
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You can say that again, so I will. Stocking the rookie team early.

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