Saturday, April 13, 2013



The CINCINATTI RED LIGHT DISTRICTS traded Pablo Samuel and Frank Chang to the SAN JUAN SANTURCE CRABBERS for Ryan Vaughn and 5,000,000
The Crabbers gets Future HOF'er Samuel back so he can finish his career as a King Crab.San Juan also picked up a good outfield prospect. Cincy gets a really good CF'er in his prime and most of this years salary paid.


Bernie Richard
Bernie "Poor" Richards will miss 2 weeks with a dislocated shoulder.He will be looking for a big money contract next year. No more Arb! This injury won't help. 

Don Dixon
Don "limp" Dixon formally Don " Big Donkey" Dixon will be in the Hall Of Fame soon. The 41 year old pitcher is one of the greatest in Wrigleyville. At that age it gets harder and harder to get up. This will force his retirement...Not the way he wanted to go out.

Fernando Urbina
Fernando "FU" Urbina will miss will miss 2 weeks with a sore shoulder. He Doesn't care Sordie!

*Below is the begining of what I call the April 7th Massacre. There were 7 players hitting the DL on that day. Thanks WIS!

Andres Ferrer
Andres "Fault" Ferrer is back on the DL for 2 weeks. He's getting a second chance at the bigs with Sante Fe. Hope he didn't mess it up.He is the first casualty of the April 7th massacre

Omar Perez
The last time I wrote about Omar Perez he just went on the 60 after being traded to the Colt 45's. This time he will miss only 2 weeks with a sore hip. Imagine how good he could have been.

Zach Goodwin
Poor Zach "Any win is a " Goodwin . He is another victim of the Massacre. He will be lost for the rest of this year and some of next year. Nobody wins here!

Jair Olmeda
Jair "Head" Olmeda is one of the young Moose's I talked about in the previews.He will miss 3 months with elbow surgery. Now drop and give me twenty Marine! 

Hi Shea
It's been so long since we've seen Hi Shea on the DL that I never gave him a nickname. So before I say goodbye to Hi ,I'll call him Hi "C" Shea. By the way, he will miss 2 months.

Eric Serrano
The Carnage continues with Eric "no" Serrano undergoing Knee-Surgery. He will miss 2 1/2 months , No kidding!

Jeff Burnett
One of my best pitchers was the final victim of April 7th. Jeff "Crash and" Burnett will miss 2 weeks with a Wittle cramp. This big baby isn't going get a contract extension if he keeps wussing out!

Ernest Truman
D L Darling Ernest "Would I Lie" Truman is back on the DL. He will miss 2 weeks with a sore man tittie.Really!

Walter Parker
Walter "Stuck In" Parker will miss the rest of the year with a Elbow Stress Fracture. Now Dodger is stuck with Parkers new contract.

J.J. Lansing
J.J. "Boil" Lansing may make it back by the playoffs. He went on the 60 day DL with a bulging disk in his back. Pain in the ass for Hshack. 

Luis Rodriguez
Say goodbye to Luis "Hot" Rodriguez. He will miss the rest of the year with Elbow Surgery.And he may not be ready for spring training. Hot he's not but Ardtomp is.

Joaquin Pena
Joaquin "Sub" Pena will miss 2 weeks with a back strain. Goldenbaer may sue for theft of services.

Virgil Ramirez
Virgil "Earp" Ramirez will be out 2 weeks with a sore shoulder.Poor Hshack he's got a bunch of Bums.


Ryota Sugawara
Black Bears
Age: 18B/T: L/L
Born: Okinawa, JP
Position(s): CF
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My advanced scouting is bad but for 10.9 million. Sugawara looks like a steal.

Jung Masaoka
Washington D.C.
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Sendai City, JP
Position(s): 2B
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Power-w-Hitting skills. good pickup and cost a mere 3 million.

Matty Manzanillo
Salt Lake City
Age: 18B/T: S/L
Born: Punto Fijo, VE
Position(s): P (none)
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Pitching ain't cheap. 10.5 million and S/T invite for this Ute,

Yamil Cruz
Colorado Springs
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Los Mochis, MX
Position(s): SS
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4 million for this good hitter. Even tho his health is low the max make-up should help.

Joseph Dong
Colorado Springs
Age: 18B/T: S/R
Born: Osaka, JP
Position(s): C
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Really nice catching prospect.3.4 million is a bargain.

Junior Sano
Barking Moonbats
Age: 18B/T: R/R
Born: Seoul, KR
Position(s): P (SP1)
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Like I said above, Pitching ain't cheap. 20 million this future Cy-Young contender. Catch the Fever!

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