THE WEEK IN WRIGLEYVILLE SEASON 24 #7

TRADES

No Trades This Week.



M L INJURIES

Luis Cortes
The Human Boy Toy, Luis "Es" Cortes is back on the DL. This time it's a strained hammy. He is already back in CF for Cheyenne where he is a liability. Play Nice with Es Cortes and put him in LF where his negative plays will stop. 


Harry Johnson
This guy needs no nickname.LOL. Harry Johnson is well.....The great unshaved tool of Wrigleyville. And he will miss a month with shoulder problems. Dodger will issue Harry Johnson a Hair Net Jock Strap when he returns to duty. Meanwhile he will be staring in the reality show "Dick Dynasty" 


Dom Woods
Dom "Back" Woods needs to be turned around. He suffered a dislocated shoulder and should heal in 2 weeks. Hacker put him on the 60 day DL so he could have some extra time to get his mojo Back. Time to move forward, Back Woods!


Joaquin Pena
Joaquin "Sub" Pena has been served with elbow tendinitis. Sub Pena will miss the rest of the season. This is not what Jeff had in mind when he picked this guy up in free agency. Jeff should sue to get some money back!


Adam Hamilton
Adam "Ant" Hamilton is on the DL for a second time this year. This time he dislocated his bum shoulder and will be out 2 weeks. Jmas might want to watch where he steps with this guy. He seems to be brittle.


Esmerling Sanchez
Esmerling "Peanutbutter and Jelly" Sanchez will miss 2 weeks with back spasms. Maybe Jmas can trade him for a juicebox??


Wayne Barclay
Hoopcoach picked this guy up in the R-5 draft. Now Wayne "Crow" Barclay will miss the playoffs with a hernia. He was nothing to crow about with a 1.55 WHIP and a ERA of 5.30.


INTERNATIONALS

Kosuke Wang San Francisco Kickapoos Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Kwangsan-Ku Songjungdong, KR Position(s): 1B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Mark picked up a power bat with 13 million. Will he stay off the DL?

Aurelio Volquez Burlington Coat Factory Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Nagua, DO Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

3.5 million for this defensive prospect with speed. Probably will be a defensive sub in the majors.

Jose Delgado Burlington Coat Factory Age: 21 B/T: R/R Born: Aragua, VE Position(s): P (none) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Minor league innings eater.

Eduardo Camacho Tampa Bay Stars Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Villa Vazquez, DO Position(s): P (SP4) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

5.6 million and a S/T invite for this solid pitching prospect.

Vic Perez Salem Salmonbellies Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Anaco, VE Position(s): 3B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

1.6 million for this defensive prospect with power. He will get to go to S/T next year. Party!!