THE WEEK IN WRIGLEYVILLE SEASON 26 #2

TRADES
The Scranton Scrappers traded Ichiro Donald , Virgil Phelps , Mark Soriano , Dennis Clayton , Damian Wolf and Delmon Leverton to the NEW YORK YANKEES for Kolten Romo and Mendy Holt
This trade is about Gbuck helping out Fencer024 who was kind enough to step in and take over the abandoned New York Yankees. This is what makes a World Great, one owner helping out another. Thanks Gbuck ..your a class act . And thank you Fencer for taking on a tough task. If either of you come to San Antonio I'll buy you a drink at Dick's Last Resort.

M L INJURIES
Buddy Koloff
Buddy "The Gorilla" Koloff is driving Bbwinksdaddy ape shit now. He was traded to Frisco last year and continues to spend time on the DL. This time he will be out 2 weeks with a strained oblique. This Gorilla will make you all misty eyed.

Miguel Maradona
Miguel " The Middle Finger of God" Maradona will miss 3 weeks with a bulging disk in his neck. Someone up there doesn't like Avantrael.

Yeico Ramirez
This one hurts!! Yeico "Yikes" Ramirez will miss the rest of the season with a labrum tear. Daddy doesn't Yike. 

Sergei Rasmussen
Sergei "Robitussin" Rasmussen will be out 2 weeks with a strained man Boob. O K Sergei turn your head and cough ...........do you even have a pair??


Glenn Ratliff
Glenn "Back In The Cellar" Ratliff has a stiff groin and is out 2 weeks. Rats!!!


Hideki Ma
Hideki "The Sausage" Ma has shoulder tendinitis and will be out 2 weeks. This will give his girlfriend plenty of time to find his sausage.


Joe Cunnane
Joe "Insane" Cunnane would fit in nicley with my Schizoids. But he signed with the Toyotas and now he will miss 2 weeks with a sprained elbow. I guess Sandberg knows crazy also!


Bump Tyson
It's Been a real long time since we've seen Bump "in the Road" Tyson on the DL. A strained hammy will keep him sidelined for 3 weeks. Just patch the road up and get him back on the field.


Kevin Leonard
Kevin "Bacon" Leonard is probably on the wrong team. Everybody knows Dogs love Bacon and the P-Dogs are no different. He suffered a bulging disk in his neck when another team mate tried to take a bite out of his ass. He should return in 4 weeks after he's healed and deodorized. Bacon!!


Tori Miller
Tori "My Knee" Miller will be out the rest of the year with ....er......ah, Knee surgery. While his Knee wasn't torn clean off, the youngster took a big hit in his Stamina ratings. No complete games for you!


Philip Haney
This is the second SP for the rays on the DL this week. Phillip "Seymour Hoffman" Haney will only miss 2 weeks with elbow inflammation. Good thing it's not dead arm so he will see more innings soon.


Aurelio Rosa
I was surprised when free agent DL Darling Aurelio "Nipple" Rosa was signed by the Toyotas for 2 years/4.2 per year. I shouldn't have been surprised because It's well known that Sandberg is a Tit man. The Nipple will miss a month with elbow tendinitis. 


Al Almonte
Al "in the Family" Almonte was a rule-5 pick and will miss the rest of the season with elbow surgery. He will not be back in the bigs again. He will be able to say to his grand kids that he won a game in the Majors for the Yanks.


INTERNATIONALS

Polin Cruz New York Yankees Age: 21 B/T: R/R Born: Los Teques, VE Position(s): P (P) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Getting the Farm up and running.

Vladimir Petit New York Yankees Age: 18 B/T: S/R Born: Villa Clara, CU Position(s): P (SP5) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Fencer is picking some innings eaters.

Carlos Gil Cheyenne Bagwell Bashers Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Moncion, DO Position(s): P (SP3) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Cheyenne continues to stock his Rookie squad.

Luis Saenz New York Yankees Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Higuera De Zaragoza, MX Position(s): P (SP4) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Another Innings eater

Julio Andujar New York Yankees Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Rancho Viejo, DO Position(s): P (Mop) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Munching in AA.

Yadier Andujar Cheyenne Bagwell Bashers Age: 19 B/T: L/L Born: Frederiksted, VI Position(s): P (SP1) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

One Andujar on the Bashers is worth under two million.

Julio Cedeno Cheyenne Bagwell Bashers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Boquete, PA Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

2.5 million for this SS prospect. Cheyennes rookie team will be good.

Chin-Feng Vanguri Tampa Bay Rays Age: 19 B/T: L/L Born: Kasugai, JP Position(s): P (none) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Tampa picks up another IFA. This one cost 7 million.