Sunday, February 14, 2010
Underdog Gets burned in Florida
Hello Wrigleyville fans . We just recieved a communica from that super sleuth Underdog. If you remember our undercover agent picked up the scent in Cincinatti and followed it to Florida . Here is a copy of said Telegram.
Hello boss , Underdog here. I'm in the beautiful city of Jacksonville where it's Manatee fever everywhere you look. The Manatees are on the verge of making thier first playoff apprearence in Wrigleyville. The "These aint yo Mamas Manatee" signs are everywhere ,in store windows and billboards . Manatee bumperstickers are plastered on just about every car proclaiming " Manatee Mania , Catch it!!"
I caught up to the Manatees prolific owner Sandleaguer, at one of Jacksonvilles beautiful beaches . He greeted me with a hearty handshake and a can do smile. he then motioned me to a cabana chair and i removed my undershirt and exposed my rock hard belly. Since Sweet Polly Purebread left me for that weiner dog in Walla Walla . I have been working out religously and i intend to find me another Bitch. I rubbed my Abs and said to Sandleaguer " What do you think of my Six-Pack?" Sand then pulled off his wifebeater t-shirt and out plopped a big round mound of pinkish flesh .And he exclaimed " Six-pack Shit!!! Check out my Keg!!!" I replied with shock. " Wowe it must take alot of beer to fill that there Keg."
With that I Popped another Super Energy Pill and I'm off to Vancouver B.C. "Theres no need to fear , Underdog is here." I will check back with you Boss in a couple of days. Underdog Out. "Wheres them Bitches at??"