Hello Wrigleyville fans this is I.B. Lyon reportting for WHIF News. This week Doon brought to my attention that this years IFA pool is rather Weak. Doon asked if I could investigate the reason or reasons that the pool is luke warm , so to speak.
I first contacted WIS management about the problem. And i was stone walled with the usual denial of any problem. To them this is just another ordinary talent pool. So i am forced to take drastic measures. Yes, I hired a private investigator to turn over the rocks and find our IFA's.
I made an extensive search for a good investigator by visiting several of the best P.I. firms. They all turned me down saying that it would be hard to investigate a make believe baseball league. And I was laughed at and ridiculed when i became insistant that this was really on the up and up. One Firm suggested i look for a make believe P.I. ,then howled in amuesment.
So I took his advice and I've found a great investigator. This Guy used to be a Super hero and had his own Television show. But the show was cancelled several years back and after several stints in Rehab for his pill popping problems he has opened his own Sleuth Service . Some of you may have guessed that I hired the one and only UNDERDOG!!!
As you can see I have hired the best and tune in tomarrow for an update on this investigation . we will find out just what happened to all those juicy IFA's.