C'mon guys, my owner said he'd trade me for virtually any offer. Broken down shortstop pushing 40? Offer up. Minor league slugger with zero speed? Put it on the table.
Maybe some lunch meats? Everyone likes lunch meat. Bratwurst? Pork links? Head cheese? HE SAID IT WON'T TAKE MUCH! Hello? Anyone? Anyone? Buehler? Buehler? Buehler?