THE WEEK IN WRIGLEYVILLE SEASON 26 #4

TRADES



M L INJURIES
Russ Porter
It doesn't matter whether he plays for Sox or Hawks ,Russ "Trans" Porter can pick em in CF. A bulging disk will sideline him for about 2 weeks. Hacker can Trans fer him to my team, anytime.


Edgar Marquez
Edgar "Thats gonna leave a" Marquez missed only 15 days with a pulled hammy. The guy is only hitting .259 after signing with the power house Muskies in the off-season. He's not making his mark and that hurts!


Moe Proctor
Moe "Chyro" Procter Is only hitting .267 in the majors. But when he gets a hold of one it twists the outfielders around .Moe will be on ice for 2 weeks with a sore tendon in one of his fingers.


Buddy Koloff
Now Buddy "The Gorilla" Koloff is flinging his shit at Bbwinksdaddy. Buddy is on the DL for the second time this year and he will miss another 2 weeks. Wait......there's no Gorillas in Seattle?? (Capt Ron says there is!)


Heath Aldridge
It was a sad day in Chicago when Heath "Cliff" Aldridge had shoulder surgery back in season 24. Now he is on the 15 day DL with a sprained finger. Someone get Hacker away from the edge of the Cliff. It'll be OK Hacker.......Back up slowly!


Troy Foster
Troy "Ounce" Foster will miss a month a sore shoulder. You know what they say:......"Give a guy a Ounce and he'll smoke it!"..........or was that a inch??.........You can't smoke a inch!! Silly! but you can smoke a joint..............or a sausage........... but they are a bitch to light!..............


Tony Rios
It's been a few years since we've seen Tony "Del" Rios on the DL. He will miss 2 weeks with a strained back. This will just muddy up Austins year


Kyle Romero
Poor Jmuhtoff. He's having a hell of a time with Kyle "When in" Romero. This is the second time he has landed on the DL since being traded to the Red Tails. I don't know if any of you have ever been to Rome. But when I was there you have to have one hand on your wallet. Looks like Kyle is pick pocketing his owner. When In Rome..indeed!


Steven Daniels
My bullpen took a big hit when Steven " Charlie" Daniels went under the knife . He will miss the rest of the year and may never be as good when he heals. The Devil went down to Georgia and was looking for a soul to steal!!  he stole mine!


Jamie Yang
Jamie "The Ying in my" Yang will be out 2 weeks with a strained Quad. I don't know about you guys... I could use more Ying in my Yang!! Just sayin..............


Hong-Chih Tamura
Hong-Chih Tamura will be out only 2 weeks with a inflamed knee. Not to worry...he has good insurance.



Will Brohawn
Will "Wass up" Brohawn will be out two months with a sore shoulder even though he will be healed in a month. Wass up with that Bro!!

INTERNATIONALS

Lorenzo Mercado Salem Salmonbellies Age: 18 B/T: S/L Born: San Juan De La Maguana, DO Position(s): P (SuB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Just a tadpole.

Eugenio Pena Salem Salmonbellies Age: 22 B/T: S/R Born: Yamasa, DO Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

He could be a fingerling.

Dorssys Albaladejo Salem Salmonbellies Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: San Luis Rio Colorado, MX Position(s): P (LRA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

He's a wiggly little Kipper.

Albert Izturis Salem Salmonbellies Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Bethania, PA Position(s): P (SP2) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Whoa!!! this guys a whopper wicked Salmon! 11 million was a great price.

Ivan Valentin Tacoma Toyotas Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Havana, CU Position(s): P (SP1) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This squeaky wheel may need a little DITR grease to make it to the Bigs.

Dennis Lloyd Charleston Tobacco Farmers Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Machynlleth, WA Position(s): SS View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This Sod Buster has defensive skills.

Salvador Rosado Fargo Prairie Dogs Age: 21 B/T: R/R Born: Ingenio Quisqueya, DO Position(s): 3B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This Pup has power to bust a few homers.

Yeico Diaz Cheyenne Bagwell Bashers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: Las Matas Cotui, DO Position(s): P (SuB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

Yikes!!! another Yeico!

Ariel Melian Colorado Springs Bandits Age: 22 B/T: S/L Born: Las Matas Cotui, DO Position(s): P (SuB) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A low level Thief!

Yuniesky Franco San Juan Santurce Crabbers Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: San Pedro de Macoris, DO Position(s): CF/CIF/2B/OF/DH View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A kid with max Range is always nice.

Jung Koh Colorado Springs Bandits Age: 18 B/T: S/L Born: Kobe, JP Position(s): P (SP2) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This kid will steal innings from the bullpen.

Javier Ordaz Tacoma Toyotas Age: 18 B/T: R/R Born: San Cristobal, DO Position(s): 3B View Hardball Dynasty Profile

1.6 million for this power stroke 4 cylinder Toyota.

Robinzon Pizzaro Colorado Springs Bandits Age: 19 B/T: R/R Born: Agua Negra, VE Position(s): C View Hardball Dynasty Profile

This Bandit will keep base runners honest.

Omar Pineda Colorado Springs Bandits Age: 22 B/T: S/L Born: Quibor, VE Position(s): CF View Hardball Dynasty Profile

He will steal base hits in the outfield.

Willie Arcia Tacoma Toyotas Age: 20 B/T: R/R Born: Villa Mella, DO Position(s): P (SuA) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

3.2 million for a good bullpen prospect.

Benji Ibarra Wichita Wind Sizzlers Age: 18 B/T: L/L Born: Fantino, DO Position(s): RF View Hardball Dynasty Profile

2.7 million for this kid who will sizzle against RH pitching. But flame out against Lefties.

Gorkys Cortez Tacoma Toyotas Age: 21 B/T: L/L Born: San Cristobal, DO Position(s): P (none) View Hardball Dynasty Profile

He may have enough octane to get him to the Bigs??

Bernie Arrojo Tacoma Toyotas Age: 18 B/T: S/R Born: Distrito Nacional, DO Position(s): C View Hardball Dynasty Profile

A good minor league defensive catcher.