M L INJURIES
It doesn't matter whether he plays for Sox or Hawks ,Russ "Trans" Porter can pick em in CF. A bulging disk will sideline him for about 2 weeks. Hacker can Trans fer him to my team, anytime.
Edgar "Thats gonna leave a" Marquez missed only 15 days with a pulled hammy. The guy is only hitting .259 after signing with the power house Muskies in the off-season. He's not making his mark and that hurts!
Moe "Chyro" Procter Is only hitting .267 in the majors. But when he gets a hold of one it twists the outfielders around .Moe will be on ice for 2 weeks with a sore tendon in one of his fingers.
Now Buddy "The Gorilla" Koloff is flinging his shit at Bbwinksdaddy. Buddy is on the DL for the second time this year and he will miss another 2 weeks. Wait......there's no Gorillas in Seattle?? (Capt Ron says there is!)
It was a sad day in Chicago when Heath "Cliff" Aldridge had shoulder surgery back in season 24. Now he is on the 15 day DL with a sprained finger. Someone get Hacker away from the edge of the Cliff. It'll be OK Hacker.......Back up slowly!
Troy "Ounce" Foster will miss a month a sore shoulder. You know what they say:......"Give a guy a Ounce and he'll smoke it!"..........or was that a inch??.........You can't smoke a inch!! Silly! but you can smoke a joint..............or a sausage........... but they are a bitch to light!..............
It's been a few years since we've seen Tony "Del" Rios on the DL. He will miss 2 weeks with a strained back. This will just muddy up Austins year
Poor Jmuhtoff. He's having a hell of a time with Kyle "When in" Romero. This is the second time he has landed on the DL since being traded to the Red Tails. I don't know if any of you have ever been to Rome. But when I was there you have to have one hand on your wallet. Looks like Kyle is pick pocketing his owner. When In Rome..indeed!
My bullpen took a big hit when Steven " Charlie" Daniels went under the knife . He will miss the rest of the year and may never be as good when he heals. The Devil went down to Georgia and was looking for a soul to steal!! he stole mine!
Jamie "The Ying in my" Yang will be out 2 weeks with a strained Quad. I don't know about you guys... I could use more Ying in my Yang!! Just sayin..............
Hong-Chih Tamura will be out only 2 weeks with a inflamed knee. Not to worry...he has good insurance.
Will "Wass up" Brohawn will be out two months with a sore shoulder even though he will be healed in a month. Wass up with that Bro!!
Just a tadpole.
He could be a fingerling.
He's a wiggly little Kipper.
Whoa!!! this guys a whopper wicked Salmon! 11 million was a great price.
This squeaky wheel may need a little DITR grease to make it to the Bigs.
This Sod Buster has defensive skills.
This Pup has power to bust a few homers.
Yikes!!! another Yeico!
A low level Thief!
A kid with max Range is always nice.
This kid will steal innings from the bullpen.
1.6 million for this power stroke 4 cylinder Toyota.
This Bandit will keep base runners honest.
He will steal base hits in the outfield.
3.2 million for a good bullpen prospect.
2.7 million for this kid who will sizzle against RH pitching. But flame out against Lefties.
He may have enough octane to get him to the Bigs??
A good minor league defensive catcher.