The CINCINNATI RED LIGHT DISTRICTS traded J.P. Mendez and 4,500,000 to the SALEM SALMONBELLIES for Livan Torcato , Henry Parker and Eric Serrano
Mendez is in the last year of his contract and after Jeff sent this message last week. "I guess WIS is just gonna wreck this season on their own for me. 2 starters with major injuries in 2 games."
The writing was on the wall. Jeff is selling some of his long time players for younger ones.
The AUSTIN CITY LIMITS traded Louis White and 5,000,000 to the PHILADELPHIA CHEESE STEAKS for Alan Kennedy
Wylie sent out this Ad on the Chat board. "anyone and everyone on my ML roster is available for trade. looking for prospects"
So Philly picked out White as a player that could help them ,IF, he stays off the DL. Austin gets a pitching prospect and out of 8,000,000 million in salary next year.
The SALT LAKE CITY UTES traded Phil Koh to the AUGUSTA NORTHMEN for Roger Montana
Koh used to start for the Utes and he did pretty well. But after being demoted to the bullpen he demanded to be traded to team where he could start again. He got his wish and will start for the Northmen. Hoopcoach got a slugger for his team that when questioned about his being traded . He grunted " Me hit ball far".........Maybe all the way to Montana???
The CINCINNATI RED LIGHT DISTRICTS traded Gorkys Soriano and 2,000,000 to the SALEM SALMONBELLIES for Albert IzturisFelipe Colon
Mdymond grabbed another veteran form Cincy . This time it is a very good Set-up/Closer. Jeff gets out of 2 more years of a 6.8 million a year contract and 2 very nice pitching prospects for the future. A classic trade of one team that wants to win now and another that wants to win in the future.
M L INJURIES
Peter Roosevelt
Peter "Bumpkin Beater" Roosevelt Had a good rookie season for the Crabbers 2 years ago. But since then he has been average at best. He may be lost for the rest of the year and it should give him plenty of time to beat his Bumpkin.
Hong-Chih Tamura
Hong-Chih "Chia Chia" Tamura is testing Pbsilvers patience. He lands on the DL for the second consecutive year, this time it's his Hammy. He is already back on the field and PB can start growing his hair back.
Jack Brooks
Jack "Black" Brooks is already back on the field after suffering a strained Oblique. City Limits are Back in Black!!
Tony Romero
Tony "Buffalo" Romero is also back on the Range. He just had a little cramp in his fore-leg. The guy has been around and is just looking for a home to roam.
Aurelio Rosa
The "Nipple" is back on the DL tit. Aurelio " Nipple" Rosa will miss the rest of the year with a herniated disk. Oh Mammary!!!
Chick Pavano
Chick "With Dicks" Pavano had a strained neck and is already back in the Toyota line-up. Not sure if his alternative lifestyle caused this injury.............Don't ask,Don't tell,Don't want to know.
Emmanuel Soto
Emmanuel "De" Soto strained De-groin and will be on the De L for 2 weeks. De Soto is having a career year, hitting .345, so Aaron wants to get him back De-soon.
Bryan Greisinger
How Bryan "the Walking Dead" Greisinger stayed of the DL this long is a miracle. His 30ish health rating makes him a injury risk every year and now he'll miss 2 months with shoulder tendinitis. Ya gotta chop his head off to kill him!
Midre Duran
Midre "Duran" Duran is a D L darling with his 5th stay in the last 3 years. But this time it's only 2 weeks with a calf strain. This is a view to a kill!
Esmerling Sanchez
Esmerling "Peanut Butter and Jelly" Sanchez got his ring last year with the Blitz. This year he is a little stale and will be out 2 weeks with back spasms. Blitz will want to keep this guy fresh for the post season.
Rube Uggla
Rube "Country Bumpkin" Uggla was picked up off the wire by the Red Tails. He pitched one game, and got injured. Shucks!! that didn't work.
Al James
Al "To the Ball" James was having a great season hitting .326. A stiff hammy will keep him off the field for 2 weeks. This cat can Drive a ball and a limo!
Cookie Bennett
"Tracking" Cookie Bennett is back on the DL and will miss 2 weeks with strained ribs. This cookie is broken.
Russ Porter
Russ "Trans" Porter has been on the 15 day DL twice before. This time he goes on the 60 day DL with a bulging disk in his back. The sad thing is ,Porter just signed a new 3 year/7.0 million per year contract. That will drive you nuts!!
INTERNATIONALS
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1.5 million for a potential M L bullpen guy.
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this is a guy who may compete in the HRD competition. He cost a cool 20.9 million.
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He should have a good minor league career.
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The first of the Romero twins has great range.
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The second twin has great speed.
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He will be a good defensive catcher but will need some help to make the majors.
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With max power and eye and great contact this cat was worth 12.7 million.
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Wild thing..I think I love you!!
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Good innings eater
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a great minor league CF'er.
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The sorting hat says..."Gryffindor"
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"Slytherin" for you.
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And the Wind Cries...Nary!
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Weaky Pedestrian.
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Blood Sucker
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